Словарь пониманий и непониманий. Парадоксальные определения. Виктор Кротов

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Название Словарь пониманий и непониманий. Парадоксальные определения
Автор произведения Виктор Кротов
Жанр Юмор: прочее
Серия
Издательство Юмор: прочее
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isbn 9785448327520



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      ДРУЖБА – нетоварное товарищество.

      ДРУЖЕЛЮБИЕ – это готовность быть своим с каждым, кто готов быть своим.

      ДУМА (парламент) – орган мышления за несмышлёных избирателей.

      ДУМАТЬ – это мастерить миры из лоскутков мира.

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