Рыбка, где твоя улыбка? Исповедь раздолбая – 3. Борис Егоров

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Мишка. Он сразу обозвал меня всячески: «Тебя, рожа, полночи искали! Думали, что ты с балкона упал. И ментам, и в больницы звонили».

      В общем, потихоньку разобрались. Оказывается, на исходе гулянки какой-то идиот впал в детство. (Судя по всему, это я и был.) И предложил он честной компании играть в прятки. Типа, кого не найдут – тому бутылка коньяка. А у меня хватило ума перелезть в процессе игры на соседний балкон – где я уже успел спереть кактус – и спрятаться там. Видимо, сначала задремал, потом замерз, и перепрятался в комнату. Чужую.

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