Хроники Нового года. Сборник рассказов. Сергей Кулагин

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Название Хроники Нового года. Сборник рассказов
Автор произведения Сергей Кулагин
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isbn 9785006200265



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лопатки и правой подмышки. Быстренько отогнав мысль о пришельцах, вжививших в мой любимый организм ткань простыни, я дёрнул сильнее. Заорав, уставился на пару полос скотча, одним концом плотно ухвативших край ткани. На другом конце одной из них виднелись намертво приклеенные волоски. Вот что бодрит по утрам. Депиляция!

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