Я – многообразная старуха. Фаина Раневская

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Название Я – многообразная старуха
Автор произведения Фаина Раневская
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isbn 978-5-227-09968-6



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дом какого-то крупного партийного работника. Фаина Георгиевна вспоминала:

      – На столе изобилие, как при коммунизме. Закусываем мы в полное удовольствие, налегли на семгу и осетрину, и тут хозяйка останавливает нас:

      – А не пришло ли время дорогим артистам показать свое мастерство? Фаина Георгиевна, может, вы нам прочтете? Просим! – И захлопала в ладоши, не улыбаясь.

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