Academy of Miracles – 2. Dwarf Question. It’s time to act. Рамиль Латыпов

nodded her head. But what she hinted at is not clear. Although I’m curious what elves wear.

      – I understand what’s the matter. I’ll explain everything – Ladies need to calm down and tell the truth. «It was, as far as I can see. Martha wrote a letter and gave it to her mother, the housekeeper, Ilina. She decided to tease me a little. She has been wanting to set me up with her for a long time. Here I put my panties on. We are not allowed to wear such underwear on the estate. The ladies have calmed down. – I know what kind of underpants Martha wears. Its polka dot and not lace. He often held them in his hands. «I knew this because I helped my mother hang them up after washing.

      I hardly remember the two slaps in the face that followed from the two ladies, and the slamming of the door. Well my neighbor knew what to do in such cases. This happened more than once. He took a glass of water and poured it over me. I did not pay any attention to his satisfied smile. Having recovered a little, I decided to act. Go study, my goal is to become red and earn three hundred gold, for starters. Then you need to save up money for a house and documents for your beloved Martha. The house is bigger. Maybe Tatyana will want to live with us. She’s a spare though. But I love it every day. We can also accommodate homeless children. They shouldn’t live on the street. Marina is a beautiful elf, the head of the bandits. Maybe I’ll take her as my wife. At least fictitious. Everyone will forget about her crimes. Posters with her image and a reward of ten gold pieces hang all over the city. And being my wife, she will escape punishment.

      I showered and dressed in a yellow uniform. Pride takes over. At the first exams, a high result. And grabbing the letter, he ran to the dining room, where he ate a bun with tea. The table was crowded. There were only yellow ones. The whites greeted me and left for their table. Too bad you can’t sit with them. But those are the rules. Diana sits, pouting, looking at me angrily. Her brother Igor Psheno is again squeezing a new young lady, who is she from the whites. Is it new? Sweet face, black horns. She is a demon. There are few of them to learn. Hector Rapier is again sitting in the corner of the hologram stroking. I need to talk to him at work. Finally find a lady for him. Or buy a slave as a last resort. But I won’t spend money on it. Martha needs them. My beloved. My own.

      – Break up people. – Said a menacing voice. My bull-headed enemy is Homer. That time with a beggar, I did not forget him. Revenge will be cruel.

      – Thank you Homer come to our table. – Said the gentle voice of our princess. Local celebrity. Irene the Seventh Princess of the Rubicon. Nearby stood the maid of honor Sophia. Tatyana was not there. «You sir are a very interesting person. Love means collecting linen. I’m not judging everyone has different tastes.

      I can’t bear this shame. Why so loud princess. I’m not into that. The students next to me began to whisper. Some of the ladies looked on with interest. They fell on me.

      – I was misunderstood. I’m not into that. I said as calmly as possible.

      – I believe. You never lied to me. I just wanted to hear for myself. Sophia reward him for the truth. – Seeing the bewilderment of her maid of honor, the princess continued. – She said that she was in a litter with him, so it’s possible. Let him get jealous. He learns that there are many hunters for him. And as you understand, imagine that it’s me. – A strange sadness appeared in her at these words. – It’s a pity. Damn status. Do it quickly.

      The kiss on the cheek was quick. Not as drawn out as from Tatyana. Who was sitting surrounded by other red ladies with an evil face. Then the ladies all left. I thought it was all over. But the elf teacher Melendil accidentally spilled milk on my head. So I went all wet to the toilet to the laughter of all the students and teachers.

      In the toilet, I opened Martha’s letter. It smelled like her. I ducked into it. Passion seized me. Save some more money and you’ll be mine. I will ransom you. In the letter I learned that she was doing well. The new tenants, the children and grandchildren of my father, Count Leonid Knut, are kind to her. Children are mischievous, but so far nothing of value has been broken. Father misses me. Pray for me. So our shepherd Dolen told her a secret. Then she described what she wanted to do with me when I bought her back. She has a rich imagination. Maybe her mom told her. These lines made my head spin. I began to kiss the letter.

      The bell rang. How good. All lessons are over. The students began to forget about the incident in the cafeteria. But the ladies did not reconcile with me. But going to my room, a girl in a yellow uniform approached me in the corridor. I don’t really know her. We saw each other a couple of times in class, looked at me furtively. Although lately everyone is looking at me like that. She is a sophomore. But the inscription on her uniform says she is Baroness Angelica Wyrat.

      Wait, Claudius.

      – Yes.

      It’s true that you broke up with your girlfriend.

      – No, we just quarreled temporarily, but what? I didn’t understand what she was hinting at. Maybe she is a friend of Tatyana and wants to know the reason. Although I haven’t seen them together.

      – Be my boyfriend.

      What a news. The students passing nearby looked askance at us. Someone laughed. I don’t need new rumors, so I answered rudely.

      – Not. As you know I love another girl.

      – I know Martha Littlefinger. A smile lit up her face. She was not a beauty. Short black hair. Big nose. And she lost even to Tatyana with a figure. And before Marta, she was like before the third moon of Olic.

      – Yes, I love only her. I don’t have any reason to date you. I agreed to meet with Tatyana, because I am pleased to communicate with her. And I don’t know you at all. «I don’t like that they laugh at my beloved.

      – I have what you need.

      – Not. She thinks too much of herself. I can buy myself slaves much more beautiful than her and have all the blessings and pleasures. With her, this is unlikely to be achieved.

      – In vain you are. I’m ready to be the second girl for you. I just need a boyfriend. That’s all. I went through all the guys in the academy. You are the best option. Hardworking, smart and restrained with girls. You don’t come to us. I don’t like that.

      – Couples do kiss sometimes. So if you don’t like that, don’t look for a guy.

      – With you, I’m ready.

      – No, that’s it. I have to go. «I turned around and started walking away. The conversation was stupid. And I don’t have time. You need to write an answer to Marta. And hugging a letter in bed.

      – Ten gold.

      – What?

      «Ten gold a month if you date me. Even if I’m second. We will do lessons.

      – Oh, I remembered. You’ve been kicked out of the Reds and Blues. They can also be kicked out of the yellow ones. So you need me as a tutor.

      – One does not interfere. What about ten gold pieces? I agree?

      – Fifteen. – What do you want. I need money. Martha won’t redeem herself.

      – Hooray. I finally got a boyfriend. My sisters will envy me. I will write to them right away. – She hugged me. My assumptions were justified. Flat as a board.

      – What’s going on here? – Near us stood Tatyana, all angry with a cake in her hand. Apparently she wanted to measure herself in my room. Again I would smear the tongue with cream and lick my face with it. She has strange tastes. Then she made me do the same for her. Just ruined the food.

      – I’m his new second girlfriend, Baroness Angelica. Everything is official. He himself agreed. You had a fight with him. Here’s what I picked. You didn’t think it would be all yours. Ladies need to be able to share. Angelica unhooked from me and began to wave