А из пуза карапузы. Дина Измайлова

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Название А из пуза карапузы
Автор произведения Дина Измайлова
Жанр Юмористическая проза
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Издательство Юмористическая проза
Год выпуска 2010
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ни в какое сравнение с теми трудностями, которые ожидают родителей, когда их чадо пойдет в средние классы. А уж потом-то – но не будем о совсем страшном… Поэтому единственный совет родителям истеричного младенца – не зацикливайтесь на настоящем, подумайте о будущем и наслаждайтесь мгновениями покоя – с каждым годом их будет становится все меньше, пока они не потонут совсем в трясине бесконечной тревоги.

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