Smelly Zombie. Fear them – they await from the dark!. ALEX MASON

melly Zombie

      Fear them – they await from the dark!

      ALEX MASON

      © ALEX MASON, 2020

      ISBN 978-5-0051-8866-3

      Created with Ridero smart publishing system

      Smelly Zombie

      A Screenplay by ALEX MASON

      INT. A SWEET SHOP – AFTERNOON

      Energetic hairdresser DR ANDY SWEET is arguing with clever gardener DR CLARKE THUNDER. ANDY tries to hug CLARKE but he shakes him off.

      ANDY

      Please Clarke, don’t leave me.

CLARKE

      I’m sorry Andy, but I’m looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

      ANDY

      I am such a person!

      CLARKE frowns.

CLARKE

      I’m sorry, Andy. I just don’t feel excited by this relationship anymore.

      CLARKE leaves.

      ANDY sits down, looking defeated.

      Moments later, caring actor LADY STANLEY WILLIS barges in looking flustered.

      ANDY

      Goodness, Stanley! Is everything okay?

STANLEY

      I’m afraid not.

ANDY

      What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense…

      STANLEY

      It’s… a zombie… I saw an evil zombie squash a bunch of children!

      ANDY

      Defenseless children?

STANLEY

      Yes, defenseless children!

ANDY

      Bloomin’ heck, Stanley! We’ve got to do something.

      STANLEY

      I agree, but I wouldn’t know where to start.

ANDY

      You can start by telling me where this happened.

      STANLEY

      I was…

      STANLEY fans herself and begins to wheeze.

ANDY

      Focus Stanley, focus! Where did it happen?

STANLEY

      a supermarket! That’s right – a supermarket!

      ANDY springs up and begins to run.

      EXT. A ROAD – CONTINUOUS

      ANDY rushes along the street, followed by STANLEY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

      EXT. A SUPERMARKET – SHORTLY AFTER

      KATY PITT a smelly zombie terrorises two children.

      ANDY, closely followed by STANLEY, rushes towards KATY, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

      STANLEY

      What is is? What’s the matter?

ANDY

      That’s not just any old zombie, that’s Katy Pitt!

      STANLEY

      Who’s Katy Pitt?

ANDY

      Who’s Katy Pitt? Who’s Katy Pitt? Only the most smelly zombie in the universe!