Terms of Surrender. Leslie Kelly

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Название Terms of Surrender
Автор произведения Leslie Kelly
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own smile widened. They’d apparently been crossing signals and he trusted she’d soon let him in on the joke. He felt even more sure of that when she dropped her hand and her chuckles turned into snorts of laughter.

      “I’m such an idiot.”

      “You gonna tell me what we were really talking about?”

      “Not on your life.”

      Ooh. Interesting. Very interesting. He quickly ran over their conversation in his mind, trying to find anything outrageous, but for the life of him, he just couldn’t do it. He’d asked if she wanted to make a good impression and pointed out the window, she’d admitted she was in a hurry, he’d suggested she take a minute to move her car. What could be more innocent?

      Except, the dirty part. But, she couldn’t have thought he meant…no. This teacher-type wouldn’t mentally go there.

      Her eyes were now damp with what looked like tears of laughter. Her expression had gone from amused to embarrassed.

      Okay. Maybe she had gone there.

      “Did you think I was propositioning you? That I wanted to get you in your car to…”

      Looking almost sheepish, she slowly nodded.

      “Wow,” he said, running a hand through his hair. “I’ve been told I sometimes move a little fast. But believe me, I do not usually meet a woman, and, five minutes later, tell her she oughta do me in the backseat of her car.”

      Another grin. “Your mom definitely wouldn’t think you were gentlemanly if you did that.”

      “My dad would be the one who’d whack me one if I ever did such a thing. And my baby sister would kick my ass.”

      Her chuckles finally died, though her smile remained. That smile made her look younger, softer. Made her blue eyes gleam in the bright sunlight. Her tension had eased somewhat, so that she didn’t appear as rigid, and a few years had fallen off her face without that frown and pointy chin-lift thing.

      “I’d love to stay and apologize for casting aspersions on your character. But I do need to get to my interview.”

      He nodded. “I understand. Just move your car. Fast.”

      “Done.” She turned to walk back to her car, pausing once to glance back at him. “Thanks.”

      “You’re welcome.” Then, a spontaneous urge made him add, “Maybe I’ll see you when you’re finished.”

      She stopped and turned around, looking…interested.

      Interesting.

      “You’ll be working all afternoon?”

      He gestured toward the shop. “Lately it seems like I never get out of here. Some of these officers can man a billion-dollar nuclear submarine but don’t know how to drain the transmission fluid out of a Chevy.”

      She nodded once, slowly. “Okay then. Maybe I’ll see you.”

      If he had his way, she most definitely would. In fact, he might just have to make sure of it. Though it didn’t need it, maybe he’d pop the hood on his much-babied ’67 Impala and give her another oil change. A lengthy one.

      He wanted to see this woman again. He didn’t know her name—God, how could he not have gotten her name?—but he definitely wanted to learn it.

      As she got in the car, he almost yelled to ask what he should call her if they happened to bump into each other again. But it seemed a little too pushy. If he was meant to know it, he’d know it. If he was meant to see her again, he’d see her again…oil change or no oil change.

      Danny was a big believer in fate. That John Cusack movie, Serendipity, was a major chick flick and he’d pretended to gag his way through it when his sister had made him watch it once. But deep down, he kind of liked the idea.

      He wasn’t a very spiritual guy, but he did believe in things like karma and putting out good thoughts and getting them back in return. What goes around, comes around, that kind of stuff. Call it fate, or destiny, whatever.

      Things happened for a reason. People came in and out of your life because they were meant to. And if the beautiful blonde was meant to come back into his, she would.

      He stood by the motor pool, watching as she got into her little sedan, prepared to wave as she drove by. But a minute went by, and then another, and she didn’t move.

      It appeared she wasn’t leaving his life quite as quickly as he’d thought.

      Her door opened. One beautiful leg appeared, then she stepped out and turned to face him.

      “My car won’t start.”

      Danny lifted his eyes toward the sky and smiled.

      Serendipity.

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      Saturday, 5/7/11, 02:40 p.m.

       www.mad-mari.com/2011/05/07/quickone

      Just checking in between interviews on my phone. I was so busy last night getting ready for 2day that I forgot to put up my usual “Saturday Sinners” post.

      Newbies—every Sat I talk about somebody who has been very bad this week. Last Sat was about that jerk whose wife found a YouTube vid of him marrying another woman…without getting a divorce first. “Sunday Saints” is about someone very good.

      I guess I’m the sinner today ‘cause I forgot to blog.;-)

      Anyway, how about you guys take the floor? Say h’lo to each other. I’ll check in when I get home. L8er—

      Mari

      MARISSA WAS HALFWAY THROUGH her meeting with a woman from Human Resources, feeling confident she’d rocked the interview with the Deputy to the Commandant, when she remembered her underpants.

      Oh, not that she wasn’t wearing them. That was impossible to forget. She’d picked a hell of a first time to go commando.

      No, she didn’t have to worry about panty lines, but there were definitely other distractions. Like getting used to, uh, everything being exposed to any random updraft.

      So, no, she hadn’t forgotten for one minute that she was pantyless beneath her skirt. But she had forgotten—however briefly—what she’d done with those panties. When the woman interviewing her made a comment about a white-glove ceremony, it popped into her mind that she’d left her silky black undergarment, along with her pantyhose, in her car’s glove box.

      And an adorably sexy, very nice mechanic was right now working on her car, having insisted he didn’t mind trying to find out what was wrong with it while she was at her interview.

      And in order to check out what was wrong with the car, he might need to get the owner’s manual.

      And while reaching into that glove box for that manual, he might just grab a fistful of recently worn lingerie.

      Oh, God.

      Under normal circumstances, a superhot, sexy dude touching her underwear might give her a little thrill. Normal circumstances being if said underwear happened to be on her person at the time.

      But superhot, sexy dude finding them balled up in her car, and wondering what the hell kind of psycho takes off her underwear right before an important job interview?

      Uh, yeah. Not so much.

      “You are so screwed,” she muttered with a groan.

      “I’m sorry, what did you say?” asked the woman.

      Things just go from bad to worse.

      Fortunately, her interviewer was distracted, flipping through a file, and had barely glanced up. Yanking her thoughts together, Marissa stammered, “Uh, you’re so…shrewd. I mean, the way you have everything organized.” Forcing a laugh, she added, “My home office is