The Hidden City. David Eddings

      ‘As soon as he’s sure we know he’s there, he’ll probably try to communicate in some way.’

      ‘Does he know that you speak Trollish?’

      ‘He might. The Troll-Gods are acquainted with me, and they know that I run in the same pack with Sparhawk.’

      ‘That’s an odd way to put it.’

      ‘I’m trying to think like a Troll. If I can get it right, I might be able to anticipate what he’s going to do next.’

      Then the Troll shouted up the hill to them.

      ‘What did he say?’ Tynian asked nervously.

      ‘He wants to know what he’s supposed to do. He’s very confused.’

      ‘He’s confused? What about me?’

      ‘He’s been told to meet us and take us to the Troll-Gods. He doesn’t have any idea of our customs or the proper courtesies. We’ll have to guide him through this. Put your sword back in its sheath. Let’s not make things any worse than they already are.’ Ulath stood up, being careful not to move too fast. He raised his voice and called to the creature below in Trollish. ‘Come to this child of Khwaj which we have made. We will take eat together and talk of what we must do.’

      ‘What did you tell him?’

      ‘I invited him to join us for breakfast.’

      ‘You did what? You want a Troll that’s no more than a few feet from you to start eating?’

      ‘It’s a precaution. It would be discourteous of him to kill us after he’s taken food from us.’

      ‘Discourteous? That’s a Troll out there, Ulath.’

      ‘Just because he’s a Troll doesn’t mean that he has bad manners. Oh, I almost forgot. When he comes into camp, he’ll want to sniff us. It’s polite to sniff him as well. He won’t smell very nice, but do it anyway. Trolls do that so that they’ll recognize each other if they ever meet again.’

      ‘I think you’re losing your mind.’

      ‘Just follow my lead, and let me do the talking.’

      ‘What else can I do, you clot? I don’t speak Trollish, remember?’

      ‘You don’t? What an amazing thing. I thought every educated man spoke Trollish.’

      The Troll approached cautiously, moving smoothly up through the birch forest. He used his arms a great deal as he moved, grasping trees to pull himself along, moving with his whole body. He was about eight and a half feet tall and had glossy brown fur. His face was simian to a degree, though he did not have the protruding muzzle of most apes, and there was a glimmer of intelligence in his deep-sunk eyes. He came up onto the bench where the camp lay and then squatted, resting his forearms on his knees and keeping his paws in plain sight. ‘I have no club,’ he half-growled.

      Ulath made some show of setting his axe aside and held out his empty hands. ‘I have no club,’ he repeated the customary greeting. ‘Undo your sword-belt, Tynian,’ he muttered. ‘Lay it aside.’

      Tynian started to object, but decided against it.

      ‘The child of Khwaj you have made is good,’ the Troll said, pointing at their fire. ‘Khwaj will be pleased.’

      ‘It is good to please the Gods,’ Ulath replied.

      The Troll suddenly banged his fist on the ground. ‘This is not how it should be!’ he declared in an unhappy voice.

      ‘No,’ Ulath agreed, dropping down into a squat much like the Troll’s, ‘it is not. The Gods have their reasons for it, though. They have said we must not kill each other. They have also said we must not eat each other.’

      ‘I have heard them say it. Could we have misunderstood them?’

      ‘I think we have not.’

      ‘Could it be that their minds are sick?’

      ‘It is possible. We must still do as they tell us, though.’

      ‘What are you two talking about?’ Tynian asked nervously.

      ‘We’re discussing philosophy,’ Ulath shrugged.

      Tynian stared at him.

      ‘It’s fairly complex. It has to do with whether or not we’re morally obliged to obey the Gods if they’ve gone crazy. I’m saying that we are. Of course my position’s a little tainted by self-interest in this particular situation.’

      ‘Can it not speak?’ the Troll asked, pointing at Tynian. ‘Are those bird-noises the only sounds it can make?’

      ‘The bird-noises pass for speech among those of our kind. Will you take some of our eat with us?’

      The Troll looked appraisingly at their horses. ‘Those?’ he asked.

      ‘No.’ Ulath shook his head. ‘Those are the beasts which carry us.’

      ‘Are your legs sick? Is that why you are so short?’

      ‘No. The beasts can run faster than we can. They carry us when we want to go fast.’

      ‘What kind of eat do you take?’

      ‘Pig.’

      ‘Pig is good. Deer is better.’

      ‘Yes.’

      ‘Where is the pig? Is it dead? If it is still alive, I will kill it.’

      ‘It is dead.’

      The Troll looked around. ‘I do not see it.’

      ‘We have only brought part of it.’ Ulath pointed at the large ham spitted over the fire.

      ‘Do you share your eat with the child of Khwaj?’

      Ulath decided not to explain the concept of cooking at that particular moment. ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘It is our custom.’

      ‘Does it please Khwaj that you share your eat with his child?’

      ‘It is our thought that it does.’ Ulath drew his dagger, lifted the spit from off the fire and sawed off a chunk of ham weighing perhaps three pounds.

      ‘Are your teeth sick?’ The Troll even sounded sympathetic. ‘I had a sick tooth once. It caused me much hurt.’

      ‘Our kind does not have sharp teeth,’ Ulath told him. ‘Will you take some of our eat?’

      ‘I will.’ The Troll rose to his feet and came to the fire, towering over them.

      ‘The eat has been near the child of Khwaj,’ Ulath warned. ‘It is hot. It may cause hurt to your mouth.’

      ‘I am called Bhlokw,’ the Troll introduced himself.

      ‘I am called Ulath.’

      ‘U-lat? That is a strange thing to be called.’ Bhlokw pointed at Tynian. ‘What is it called?’

      ‘Tynian,’ Ulath replied.

      ‘Tin-in. That is stranger than U-lat.’

      ‘The bird-noises of our speech make what we are called sound strange.’

      The Troll leaned forward and snuffled at the top of Ulath’s head. Ulath suppressed a strong urge to shriek and run for the nearest tree. He politely sniffed at Bhlokw’s fur. The Troll actually didn’t smell too bad. Then the monster and Tynian exchanged sniffs. ‘Now I know you,’ Bhlokw said.

      ‘It is good that you do.’ Ulath held out the chunk of steaming ham.

      Bhlokw took it from him and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he quickly spat it back out into his hand. ‘Hot,’ he explained a little sheepishly.

      ‘We