The King in Yellow. Robert W. Chambers

      “I? No, thank God! I don’t want to be driven crazy.”

      I saw he regretted his speech as soon as he had uttered it. There is only one word which I loathe more than I do lunatic and that word is crazy. But I controlled myself and asked him why he thought “The King in Yellow” dangerous.

      “Oh, I don’t know,” he said, hastily, “I only remember the excitement it created and the denunciations from pulpit and press. I believe the author shot himself after bringing forth this monstrosity, didn’t he?”

      “I understand he’s still alive,” I answered.

      “That’s probably true,” he muttered; “bullets couldn’t kill a fiend like that.”

      “It is a book of great truths,” I said.

      “Yes,” he replied, “of ‘truths’ which send men frantic and blast their lives. I don’t care if the thing is, as they say, the very supreme essence of art. It’s a crime to have written it, and I for one shall never open its pages.”

      “Is that what you have come to tell me?” I asked.

      “No,” he said, “I came to tell that I am going to be married.”

      I believe for a moment my heart ceased to beat, but I kept my eyes on his face.

      “Yes,” he continued, smiling happily, “married to the sweetest girl on earth.”

      “Constance Hawberk,” I said mechanically.

      “How did you know?” he cried, astonished. “I didn’t know it myself until that evening last April, when we strolled down to the embankment before dinner.”

      “When is it to be?” I asked.

      “It was to have been next September, but an hour ago a dispatch came ordering our regiment to the Presidio, San Francisco. We leave at noon tomorrow. Tomorrow,” he repeated. “Just think, Hildred, tomorrow I shall be the happiest fellow that ever drew breath in this jolly world, for Constance will go with me.”

      I offered him my hand in congratulation, and he seized and shook it like the good-natured fool he wasor pretended to be.

      “I am going to get my squadron as a wedding present,” he rattled on. “Captain and Mrs. Louis Castaigne, eh, Hildred”

      Then he told me where it was to be and who were to be there, and made me promise to come and be best man. I set my teeth and listened to his boyish chatter without showing what I felt, but I was getting to the limit of my endurance, and when he jumped up, and, switching his spurs till they jingled, said he must go, I did not detain him.

      “There’s one thing I want to ask of you,” I said quietly.

      “Out with it, it’s promised,” he laughed.

      “I want you to meet me for a quarter of an hour’s talk tonight.”

      “Of course, if you wish,” he said, somewhat puzzled. “Where?”

      “Anywhere, in the park there.”

      “What time, Hildred?”

      “Midnight.”

      “What in the name of” he began, but checked himself and laughingly assented. I watched him go down the stairs and hurry away, his sabre banging at every stride. He turned into Bleecker Street, and I knew he was going to see Constance. I gave him ten minutes to disappear and then followed in his footsteps, taking with me the jewelled crown and the silken robe embroidered with the Yellow Sign. When I turned into Bleecker Street, and entered the doorway which bore the sign,

      MR. WILDE

       REPAIRER OF REPUTATIONS.

       3d Bell

      I saw old Hawberk moving about in his shop and imagined I heard Constance’s voice in the parlor; but I avoided them both and hurried up the trembling stairways to Mr. Wilde’s apartment. I knocked, and entered without ceremony. Mr. Wilde lay groaning on the floor, his face covered with blood, his clothes torn to shreds. Drops of blood were scattered about over the carpet, which had also been ripped and frayed in the evidently recent struggle.

      “It’s the cursed cat,” he said, ceasing his groans, and turning his colorless eyes to me; “she attacked me while I was asleep. I believe she will kill me yet.”

      This was too much, so I went into the kitchen and seizing a hatchet from the pantry, started to find the infernal beast and settle her then and there. My search was fruitless, and after a while I gave it up and came back to find Mr. Wilde squatting on his high chair by the table. He had washed his face and changed his clothes. The great furrows which the cat’s claws had ploughed up in his face he had filled with collodion, and a rag hid the wound on his throat. I told him I should kill the cat when I came across her, but he only shook his head and turned to the open ledger before him. He read name after name of the people who had come to him in regard to their reputation, and the sums he had amassed were startling.

      “I put on the screws now and then,” he explained.

      “One day or other some of these people will assassinate you,” I insisted.

      “Do you think so?” he said, rubbing his mutilated ears.

      It was useless to argue with him, so I took down the manuscript entitled Imperial Dynasty of America, for the last time I should ever take it down in Mr. Wilde’s study. I read through, thrilling and trembling with pleasure. When I finished Mr. Wilde took the manuscript and, turning to the dark passage which leads from his study to his bedchamber, called out in a loud voice, “Vance.” Then for the first time, I noticed a man crouching there in the shadow. How I had overlooked him during my search for the cat, I cannot imagine.

      “Vance, come in,” cried Mr. Wilde.

      The figure rose and crept toward us, and I shall never forget the face that he raised to mine, as the light from the window illuminated it.

      “Vance, this is Mr. Castaigne,” said Mr. Wilde. Before he had finished speaking, the man threw himself on the ground before the table, crying and gasping, “Oh, God! Oh, my God! Help me! Forgive me—Oh, Mr. Castaigne, keep that man away. You cannot, you cannot mean it! You are different—save me! I am broken down—I was in a madhouse and now—when all was coming right—when I had forgotten the King—the King in Yellow and—but I shall go mad again—I shall go mad”

      His voice died in a choking rattle, for Mr. Wilde had leapt on his and his right hand encircled the man’s throat. When Vance fell in a heap on the floor, Mr. Wilde clambered nimbly into his chair again, and rubbing his mangled ears with the stump of his hand, turned to me and asked me for the ledger. I reached it down from the shelf and he opened it. After a moment’s searching among the beautifully written pages, he coughed complacently, and pointed to the name Vance.

      “Vance,” he read aloud, “Osgood Oswald Vance.” At the sound of his voice, the man on the floor raised his head and turned a convulsed face to Mr. Wilde. His eyes were injected with blood, his lips tumefied. “Called April 28th,” continued Mr. Wilde. “Occupation, cashier in the Seaforth National Bank; has served a term of forgery at Sing Sing, from whence he was transferred to the Asylum for the Criminal Insane. Pardoned by the Governor of New York, and discharged from the Asylum, January 19, 1918. Reputation damaged at Sheepshead Bay. Rumors that he lives beyond his income. Reputation to be repaired at once. Retainer $1,500.

      “Note—Has embezzled sums amounting to $30,000 since March 20th, 1919, excellent family, and secured present position through uncle’s influence. Father President of Seaforth Bank.”

      I looked at the man on the floor.

      “Get up, Vance,” said Mr. Wilde in a gentle voice. Vance rose as if hypnotized. “He will do as we suggest now,” observed Mr. Wilde, and opening the manuscript, he read the entire history of the Imperial Dynasty of America. Then in a kind and soothing murmur he ran over the important points with Vance, who stood like one stunned. His eyes were