What Goes With Blood Red, Anyway?. Stevi Mittman

      He asks if I know where she kept the list, but I don’t. It wasn’t in the notebooks.

      And then it occurs to me what was missing in Elise’s kitchen.

      He asks if I can remember any names on the cheat sheet. “There were initials,” I say, but I’m trying to decide if I should tell him about the notebooks.

      He asks if that’s all. There must be something about the way I say things. People always pick up vibes. He knows if he waits long enough I’ll divulge more.

      “There were grades,” I say. “A, B…I don’t know if they were for performance or you know, like importance or something.” I have a feeling that my cheeks are redder than the checks on the tablecloth. I excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room while he ponders what Elise’s criteria might have been.

      In the bathroom I dial up Bobbie on my old cell because I still haven’t programmed the new one my father gave me. “I think all her Shit Lists were gone,” I say.

      “What are the bets Teddi Bayer and Bobbie Lyons are on them?” Bobbie asks.

      “Seriously, Bobbie, there’s incriminating stuff in there. People’s darkest secrets.”

      “Just Elise’s,” Bobbie says. “Right?”

      “Wrong. She had plenty of dirt on other people. She had stuff that other people did that somehow she knew about. People who bought clothes at Saks, wore them and then returned them. People who left restaurants without paying.” Bobbie wants to know who, but instead of telling her I throw out a line to see if she’ll bite. “People, happily married people, who had affairs.”

      Bobbie and I never ever mention her mistake. I don’t think we could be easy around each other if we acknowledged it. I don’t know who she cheated with and I don’t want to know. I know she felt she had to even the score after Mike had the affair and that she did.

      “So how did you wind up with a friend like that?” Bobbie asks. Does she mean a friend who was happily married and had an affair, or does she mean Elise? “Teddi? You there?”

      “Elise wasn’t a friend, she was a client. And I don’t know if I should tell Detective Scoones about the notebooks. I mean, I’m pretty sure she made some horrible accusations that could ruin people’s lives. Everyone would hate her for the rest of her—” I stop myself.

      “—and even after that,” Bobbie adds.

      “They could just all be lies,” I say, “but they could still do an awful lot of damage.”

      Bobbie asks if I’m sure the notebooks are gone. “Only one way to be sure,” I say.

      “You aren’t thinking of going back there?” Bobbie asks, and there is a slight quiver in her voice. I don’t know which one of us she is scared for.

      I tell her I’ve gotta go, the detective is waiting, and I close the phone while she’s warning me that I could get into trouble.

      When I return to the table Drew asks if everything is all right. Remind me never to play poker.

      “So you were telling me about this list,” he says. This is my chance to come clean.

      “What would you do if you found it?” I ask.

      He gives me that intent look that demands that I tell him the truth. But first, I demand an answer.

      “Up to the Department, I guess,” he says. Is that a warning? That he’d have to turn it over and it would be out of his hands?

      I’ve already told him about the Jack and Elise Scorecard, so I reiterate that there were grades on it.

      “And you said the grades might have been for importance?”

      I explain that, first off, Jack had powerful clients and friends. There was a celebrity element. And then there was a one-upmanship sort of thing, a what-would-hurt-the-most, be-the-most-vindictive thing. Because I feel I’m withholding information, I wind up fumbling for the right words, hoping he won’t ask me for an example, which, of course, he does.

      “I’m not saying she did this,” I say, making myself clear. “But like if Jack had a brother and they were sort of rivals and she were to sleep with the brother…”

      He asks if Jack has a brother. I remind him it was just an example. He asks if Jack knew about the list, but I have to admit that I don’t know. He gives me a little smile and asks who was winning, and I’m not sure if he is joking or not.

      “So your theory is that he was losing? Or maybe tiring of the game?” It’s a good question, except I don’t really have a theory. Just a suspect. And a burning need to get myself into Elise Meyers’s kitchen one more time.

      “Maybe it was the only way he could win,” I suggest.

      “Maybe,” he agrees. “But why hit her on the head when there are so many less traceable, less obvious ways to do her in?”

      I ask what he means.

      “Well, poison, for one,” he says. “A slow, untraceable poison that he could have, for example, put into capsules that she was taking anyway for some other condition.”

      I ask if they found poison in the capsules that were on Elise’s floor.

      “It was just an example,” he says.

      Yeah. Right.

      CHAPTER 4

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      —From TipsfromTeddi.com

      At home, my parents are playing cards on my hand-painted green-and-white-checked kitchen table with the cute chairs I covered and trimmed to match with green glass beads that hang just below the seats. My father tells me that Alyssa is asleep and my mother announces that someone named Howard has called.

      “Twice,” Jesse adds while I tell my parents that there really isn’t any need for them to stay over.

      My mother frets about how it will look if she “abandons me in my hour of need,” but my father can take a hint and he all but pushes her out the door, saying he’s sure I’ll hear from her in the morning.

      No kidding.

      No sooner are they out the front door than Bobbie knocks on the back one. Jesse lets her in and she flips on my coffeepot and takes June’s vacated seat at the table. This is Jesse’s cue to watch TV in his own room, like his sister.

      “I’ve got to get in there,” I tell her. “Maybe the books are still sitting there.”

      “And if they are?” she asks.

      “Then maybe the police missed them.” I know this isn’t the case. I was there before they came. I’d have seen them take them, wouldn’t I?

      “And if they did?”

      I don’t answer her. Bobbie’s husband Mike would be devastated, even though his affair was what started the whole thing. Frankly, I don’t know if they’d survive. I know that I’ve got to get those books before the police do.

      Bobbie sighs the sigh of defeat. “I called Parkside Chapel. Jack’s going to be there in the morning to make the funeral arrangements.”

      “I’ll just look in through the patio doors,” I promise her. “I won’t even have to go inside. Probably.”

      She rolls her eyes at me and mumbles something about how I shouldn’t get involved. And then she puts