The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare. Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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      The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare

      A WILD, MAD, HILARIOUS AND PROFOUNDLY MOVING TALE

      It is very difficult to classify THE MAN WHO WAS THURSDAY. It is possible to say that it is a gripping adventure story of murderous criminals and brilliant policemen; but it was to be expected that the author of the Father Brown stories should tell a detective story like no-one else. On this level, therefore, THE MAN WHO WAS THURSDAY succeeds superbly; if nothing else, it is a magnificent tour-de-force of suspense-writing.

      However, the reader will soon discover that it is much more than that. Carried along on the boisterous rush of the narrative by Chesterton’s wonderful high-spirited style, he will soon see that he is being carried into much deeper waters than he had planned on; and the totally unforeseeable denouement will prove for the modern reader, as it has for thousands of others since 1908 when the book was first published, an inevitable and moving experience, as the investigators finally discover who Sunday is.

      THE MAN WHO WAS THURSDAY

      A NIGHTMARE

      To Edmund Clerihew Bentley

      A cloud was on the mind of men, and wailing went the weather,

      Yea, a sick cloud upon the soul when we were boys together.

      Science announced nonentity and art admired decay;

      The world was old and ended: but you and I were gay;

      Round us in antic order their crippled vices came —

      Lust that had lost its laughter, fear that had lost its shame.

      Like the white lock of Whistler, that lit our aimless gloom,

      Men showed their own white feather as proudly as a plume.

      Life was a fly that faded, and death a drone that stung;

      The world was very old indeed when you and I were young.

      They twisted even decent sin to shapes not to be named:

      Men were ashamed of honour; but we were not ashamed.

      Weak if we were and foolish, not thus we failed, not thus;

      When that black Baal blocked the heavens he had no hymns from us

      Children we were – our forts of sand were even as weak as we,

      High as they went we piled them up to break that bitter sea.

      Fools as we were in motley, all jangling and absurd,

      When all church bells were silent our cap and bells were heard.

      Not all unhelped we held the fort, our tiny flags unfurled;

      Some giants laboured in that cloud to lift it from the world.

      I find again the book we found, I feel the hour that flings

      Far out of fish-shaped Paumanok some cry of cleaner things;

      And the Green Carnation withered, as in forest fires that pass,

      Roared in the wind of all the world ten million leaves of grass;

      Or sane and sweet and sudden as a bird sings in the rain —

      Truth out of Tusitala spoke and pleasure out of pain.

      Yea, cool and clear and sudden as a bird sings in the grey,

      Dunedin to Samoa spoke, and darkness unto day.

      But we were young; we lived to see God break their bitter charms.

      God and the good Republic come riding back in arms:

      We have seen the City of Mansoul, even as it rocked, relieved —

      Blessed are they who did not see, but being blind, believed.

      This is a tale of those old fears, even of those emptied hells,

      And none but you shall understand the true thing that it tells —

      Of what colossal gods of shame could cow men and yet crash,

      Of what huge devils hid the stars, yet fell at a pistol flash.

      The doubts that were so plain to chase, so dreadful to withstand —

      Oh, who shall understand but you; yea, who shall understand?

      The doubts that drove us through the night as we two talked amain,

      And day had broken on the streets e’er it broke upon the brain.

      Between us, by the peace of God, such truth can now be told;

      Yea, there is strength in striking root and good in growing old.

      We have found common things at last and marriage and a creed,

      And I may safely write it now, and you may safely read.

G. K. C.

      CHAPTER I. THE TWO POETS OF SAFFRON PARK

      THE suburb of Saffron Park lay on the sunset side of London, as red and ragged as a cloud of sunset. It was built of a bright brick throughout; its sky-line was fantastic, and even its ground plan was wild. It had been the outburst of a speculative builder, faintly tinged with art, who called its architecture sometimes Elizabethan and sometimes Queen Anne, apparently under the impression that the two sovereigns were identical. It was described with some justice as an artistic colony, though it never in any definable way produced any art. But although its pretensions to be an intellectual centre were a little vague, its pretensions to be a pleasant place were quite indisputable. The stranger who looked for the first time at the quaint red houses could only think how very oddly shaped the people must be who could fit in to them. Nor when he met the people was he disappointed in this respect. The place was not only pleasant, but perfect, if once he could regard it not as a deception but rather as a dream. Even if the people were not “artists,” the whole was nevertheless artistic. That young man with the long, auburn hair and the impudent face – that young man was not really a poet; but surely he was a poem. That old gentleman with the wild, white beard and the wild, white hat – that venerable humbug was not really a philosopher; but at least he was the cause of philosophy in others. That scientific gentleman with the bald, egg-like head and the bare, bird-like neck had no real right to the airs of science that he assumed. He had not discovered anything new in biology; but what biological creature could he have discovered more singular than himself? Thus, and thus only, the whole place had properly to be regarded; it had to be considered not so much as a workshop for artists, but as a frail but finished work of art. A man who stepped into its social atmosphere felt as if he had stepped into a written comedy.

      More especially this attractive unreality fell upon it about nightfall, when the extravagant roofs were dark against the afterglow and the whole insane village seemed as separate as a drifting cloud. This again was more strongly true of the many nights of local festivity, when the little gardens were often illuminated, and the big Chinese lanterns glowed in the dwarfish trees like some fierce and monstrous fruit. And this was strongest of all on one particular evening, still vaguely remembered in the locality, of which the auburn-haired poet was the hero. It was not by any means the only evening of which he was the hero. On many nights those passing by his little back garden might hear his high, didactic voice laying down the law to men and particularly to women. The attitude of women in such cases was indeed one of the paradoxes of the place. Most of the women were of the kind vaguely called emancipated, and professed some protest against male supremacy. Yet these new women would always pay to a man the extravagant compliment which no ordinary woman ever pays to him, that of listening while he is talking. And Mr. Lucian Gregory, the red-haired poet, was really (in some sense) a man worth listening to, even if one only laughed at the end of it. He put the old cant of the lawlessness of art and the art of lawlessness with a certain impudent freshness which gave at least a momentary pleasure. He was helped in some degree by the arresting oddity of his appearance, which he worked, as the phrase goes, for all it was worth. His dark red hair parted in the middle was literally like a woman’s, and curved into the slow curls of a virgin in a pre-Raphaelite picture. From within this almost saintly oval, however, his face projected suddenly broad and brutal, the chin carried forward with a look