Вселенские глупости. Шутки, скетчи, афоризмы и другие катаклизмы. Нестор Онуфриевич Бегемотов

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Название Вселенские глупости. Шутки, скетчи, афоризмы и другие катаклизмы
Автор произведения Нестор Онуфриевич Бегемотов
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isbn 9785005698315
Вселенские глупости. Шутки, скетчи, афоризмы и другие катаклизмы - Нестор Онуфриевич Бегемотов
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      Справедливости ради, возможны и совпадения – похожие шутки, которые сочинили другие авторы, такое в нашем ремесле бывает. А вот осознанным плагиатом я никогда не занимался, потому что считаю это занятие недостойным.

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      Кстати, перед вами удачный пример на глазах устаревшей шутки. Оставлю здесь на память.

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      По традиции, сложившейся после выхода книги «Наташа» (1994), этот шедевр посвящается моему другу Валерию Рогальскому.

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