William Shakespeare - Ultimate Collection: Complete Plays & Poetry in One Volume. William Shakespeare

To accuse this worthy man, but, in foul mouth,

       And in the witness of his proper ear,

       To call him villain?

       And then to glance from him to the duke himself,

       To tax him with injustice? Take him hence;

       To the rack with him!—We’ll touze you joint by joint,

       But we will know his purpose.—What! unjust?

       DUKE.

       Be not so hot; the duke

       Dare no more stretch this finger of mine than he

       Dare rack his own; his subject am I not,

       Nor here provincial. My business in this state

       Made me a looker-on here in Vienna,

       Where I have seen corruption boil and bubble

       Till it o’errun the stew: laws for all faults,

       But faults so countenanc’d that the strong statutes

       Stand like the forfeits in a barber’s shop,

       As much in mock as mark.

       ESCALUS.

       Slander to the state! Away with him to prison!

       ANGELO.

       What can you vouch against him, Signior Lucio?

       Is this the man that you did tell us of?

       LUCIO.

       ‘Tis he, my lord. Come hither, goodman bald-pate.

       Do you know me?

       DUKE. I remember you, sir, by the sound of your voice. I met you at the prison, in the absence of the duke.

       LUCIO.

       O did you so? And do you remember what you said of the duke?

       DUKE.

       Most notedly, sir.

       LUCIO. Do you so, sir? And was the duke a fleshmonger, a fool, and a coward, as you then reported him to be?

       DUKE. You must, sir, change persons with me ere you make that my report: you, indeed, spoke so of him; and much more, much worse.

       LUCIO. O thou damnable fellow! Did not I pluck thee by the nose for thy speeches?

       DUKE.

       I protest I love the duke as I love myself.

       ANGELO. Hark how the villain would gloze now, after his treasonable abuses!

       ESCALUS. Such a fellow is not to be talked withal. Away with him to prison!—Where is the provost?—Away with him to prison! lay bolts enough upon him: let him speak no more.—Away with those giglots too, and with the other confederate companion!

       [The PROVOST lays hands on the DUKE.]

       DUKE.

       Stay, sir; stay awhile.

       ANGELO.

       What! resists he?—Help him, Lucio.

       LUCIO. Come, sir; come, sir! come, sir; foh, sir! Why, you bald-pated lying rascal! you must be hooded, must you? Show your knave’s visage, with a pox to you! show your sheepbiting face, and be hanged an hour! Will’t not off?

       [Pulls off the Friar’s hood and discovers the DUKE.]

       DUKE.

       Thou art the first knave that e’er made a duke.—

       First, Provost, let me bail these gentle three:—

       Sneak not away, sir[To Lucio.]; for the friar and you

       Must have a word anon:—Lay hold on him.

       LUCIO.

       This may prove worse than hanging.

       DUKE.

       What you have spoke I pardon; sit you down.—[To ESCALUS.]

       We’ll borrow place of him.—[To ANGELO.] Sir, by your leave.

       Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence,

       That yet can do thee office? If thou hast,

       Rely upon it till my tale be heard,

       And hold no longer out.

       ANGELO.

       O my dread lord,

       I should be guiltier than my guiltiness,

       To think I can be undiscernible,

       When I perceive your grace, like power divine,

       Hath look’d upon my passes. Then, good Prince,

       No longer session hold upon my shame,

       But let my trial be mine own confession:

       Immediate sentence then, and sequent death,

       Is all the grace I beg.

       DUKE.

       Come hither, Mariana:—

       Say, wast thou e’er contracted to this woman?

       ANGELO.

       I was, my lord.

       DUKE.

       Go, take her hence and marry her instantly.

       Do you the office, friar; which consummate,

       Return him here again.—Go with him, Provost.

       [Exeunt ANGELO, MARIANA, PETER, and PROVOST.]

       ESCALUS.

       My lord, I am more amazed at his dishonour

       Than at the strangeness of it.

       DUKE.

       Come hither, Isabel:

       Your friar is now your prince. As I was then

       Advertising and holy to your business,

       Not changing heart with habit, I am still

       Attorney’d at your service.

       ISABELLA.

       O, give me pardon,

       That I, your vassal, have employ’d and pain’d

       Your unknown sovereignty.

       DUKE.

       You are pardon’d, Isabel.

       And now, dear maid, be you as free to us.

       Your brother’s death, I know, sits at your heart;

       And you may marvel why I obscur’d myself,

       Labouring to save his life, and would not rather

       Make rash remonstrance of my hidden power

       Than let him so be lost. O most kind maid,

       It was the swift celerity of his death,

       Which I did think with slower foot came on,

       That brain’d my purpose. But peace be with him!

       That life is better life, past fearing death,

       Than that which lives to fear: make it your comfort,

       So happy is your brother.

       ISABELLA.

       I do, my lord.

       [Re-enter ANGELO, MARIANA, PETER, and PROVOST.]

       DUKE.

       For this new-married man approaching here,

       Whose salt imagination yet hath wrong’d

       Your well-defended honour, you must pardon

       For Mariana’s sake: but as he adjudg’d your brother,—

       Being criminal, in double violation

       Of sacred chastity and of promise-breach,

       Thereon dependent, for your brother’s life,—

       The very mercy of the law cries out