The Man Diet. Zoe Strimpel

Читать онлайн.
Название The Man Diet
Автор произведения Zoe Strimpel
Жанр Секс и семейная психология
Серия
Издательство Секс и семейная психология
Год выпуска 0
isbn 9781847563064



Скачать книгу

e61d-7a87-5c76-8807-048cb8de0ede">

      

      ZOE STRIMPEL

      The Man Diet

      Join one woman on her quest

       to end bad romance

       Copyright

      AVON

      An imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 77–85 Fulham Palace Road Hammersmith, London W6 8JB

      © Zoe Strimpel 2011

      Zoe Strimpel asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work

      Where necessary, every effort has been made to contact copyright holders for material reproduced within the text. If the copyright holder comes forward, HarperCollins will be pleased to credit them in all future editions and reprints.

      Extract from The History of Sexuality: The Will to Knowledge by Michel Foucault and Robert Hurley © 1998, reproduced by kind permission of Penguin Group UK.

      Extract from What We Talk About When We Talk About Love by Raymond Carver © 1992, published by Vintage Books. Reprinted by permission of The Random House Group Limited.

      Extract from The Female Eunuch by Germaine Greer © 2006, reprinted by kind permission of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd.

      Extract from The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr Right by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider © 1997, reprinted by kind permission of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd.

      Extract from Living Dolls by Natasha Walter © 2010, published by Virago Books. Reprinted by permission of Little, Brown Book Group.

      A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

      All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins.

      Source ISBN: 9781847563057

      Ebook Edition © NOVEMBER 2011 ISBN: 9781847563064

      Version: 2014-07-23

       Dedication

      To my old, dear friend Eleanor Halgren.

      And, of course, to all the single ladies.

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Rule Number 2 - Cut Down on the Booze

       Rule Number 3 - No Facebook Stalking

       Rule Number 4 - No Talking About Men

       Rule Number 5 - Do Something Lofty

       Rule Number 6 - Take a Break from the Games

       Rule Number 7 - Do Not Pursue

       Rule Number 8 - Take a Break from Internet Dating

       Rule Number 9 - Dwell on Your Sense of Self

       Rule Number 10 - Know Your Obstacles

       To Wrap Up…

       About the Author

       Feminism and Further Reading

       Bibliography

       Acknowledgements

       About the Publisher

       How I Came to Write this Book

      Here’s a little story …

      I’m with this gorgeous guy, we’re two-thirds of the way through a free bottle of champagne that I’d arranged through PR contacts and I’m calculating the likelihood of a kiss or maybe more when we’re finished. Just as I’m picturing his bedroom, and what a triumph it would be to see it, his iPhone rings. It appears that another girl needs him – an on-off friend ‘with issues’ – and so off he goes. Not, however, before I wrest a smooch off him as he unlocks his motorbike.

      But when I get home, instead of feeling jubilant about kissing a text-book hottie that had entered my life as a very professional masseur at a spa in central London, I lie on the bed and feel … down. Rejected. Crap. Tired. Like I’ve sold myself short, but I’m not quite sure why. What had I been hoping to gain? A romp with a man – albeit a muscular one – who I’d had to lure out on a date with the promise of free alcohol?

      Here’s another story: My friends Kim and Kate are watching Uruguay play Holland in the World Cup semifinal and end up snogging a couple of happy Dutch fans. However, expecting their snogees to be eagerly in touch afterwards, both Kim and Kate are dismayed when they hear nothing. Kim follows up with an email only to receive a downright rude reply. It would have been comical – if it hadn’t made her feel crap and empty and induce a week-long funk of low self-esteem in which she threw the baby out with the bathwater (job bad; career trajectory stalled; life going nowhere). And for what? A randomer! Meanwhile, Kate’s lad does respond and agrees to meet her for a drink. He isn’t free for a week, during which time Kate gets moderately excited. When they meet, it’s at a grotty pub of his choosing, and afterwards he seems to expect her to accompany him home. She allows him a snog and then – three days later when she still hasn’t heard from him – she sends him a drunken text. He doesn’t reply and she too enters a few days of self-loathing and anger.

      We’re