Revelations about hJUmoRISTs. Small edition in a humorous way. English version. Igor Bovsunovsky

lations about hJUmoRISTs

      Small edition in a humorous way. English version

      Igor Bovsunovsky

      © Igor Bovsunovsky, 2020

      ISBN 978-5-0051-8029-2

      Created with Ridero smart publishing system

      REVELATION #1

      #hJUmoRIST always knows everything about everything. This superman knows all the regulations and laws by heart, and reads court decisions to children at night

      REVELATION #2

      #hJUmoRIST has all specializations. He understands the administrative process, knows the civil code by heart, he knows all the nuances of criminal law, and in the economic process he is generally a god

      REVELATION #3

      #hJUmoRIST has such connections that he only needs to call, and any legal issue will be closed at the same minute. He knows all the judges, prosecutors, who works when, and who has friends where.

      REVELATION #4

      #hJUmoRIST opens any doors with his feet, since this superman does not know the concept of ethics, and morality. Anyway, he just sits and writes pieces of paper. And for which he only receives money

      REVELATION #5

      #hJUmoRIST is always waiting for a call. He has no family, no other business, and in general at 10 o’clock in the evening it costs nothing to urgently draw up a standard contract for him

      REVELATION #6

      #hJUmoRIST is just waiting for a phone call to be a psychologist, and to listen to how the interlocutor was offended at work, cheated in the store, or do not want to return the debt

      REVELATION #7

      #hJUmoRIST never gets tired. His working capacity is maintained due to the fact that he only writes papers, drinks coffee, and constantly talks on the phone

      REVELATION #8

      #hJUmoRIST urgently needs to come to a friend at 10 o’clock in the evening in order to quickly look at all the documents with a professional look, and find flaws, having calculated the risks, because he will do all this in 5 minutes

      REVELATION #9

      #hJUmoRIST is always busy, because no one has canceled the mobile phone sales plan for it yet

      REVELATION #10

      #hJUmoRIST has no sense of humor. This soulless creature never smiles, but only pretends to know everything

      REVELATION #11

      #hJUmoRIST always does everything for free. He just dreams of giving out constant free consultations to the left and to the right: this is nothing for him, he knows everything