The Wallflower Wager. Tessa Dare

of stairs, emerging into the house’s main corridor. Penny hadn’t been in this house for several years now. At that time, what with the Wendlebys’ reduced circumstances, the place had fallen into a state of genteel decay.

      At last, she beheld the result of several months’ construction.

      If the new owner wanted a showplace, he had achieved one. A rather cold and soulless one, in her opinion. But then, she’d never been one for flash. And this house not only flashed—it blinded. The entrance hall was the visual equivalent of a twenty-four-trumpet fanfare. Gilded trim and mirrored panels caught the light from her candle, volleying the rays back and forth until they were amplified into a blaze.

      “Delilah,” she whispered, standing at the base of the main staircase. “Delilah, where are you?”

       “Pretty girl.”

      Penny held her candle aloft and peered upward. Delilah perched on the banister on the second-floor landing.

      Thank heaven.

      The parrot shifted her weight from one foot to the other and cocked her head.

      “Yes, darling.” Penny took the stairs in smooth, unhurried steps. “You are a very, very pretty girl. I know you’re grieving your mistress and missing your home. But this isn’t your house, see? No biscuits here. I’ll take you back home where it’s warm and cozy, and you shall have all the gingersnaps you wish. If you’ll only stay . . . right . . . th—”

      Just as she came within an arm’s reach, the bird flapped her wings and ascended to the next landing.

       “Pretty girl.”

      Sacrificing quiet in favor of speed, Penny raced up the steps and arrived on the landing just in time to glimpse the parrot dart through an open doorway. She was sufficiently familiar with the house’s arrangement to know that direction would be a blind end.

      She entered the room—a bedchamber with walls recently covered in lush silk damask and anchored by a massive four-poster bed. The bed was large enough to be a room unto itself, and cocooned by emerald velvet hangings.

      Penny quietly shut the door behind her.

       Delilah, I have you cornered now.

      Cornered, perhaps, but not yet captured.

      The bird led her on a chase about the room, flitting from bedpost to wardrobe to bedpost to mantel to bedpost—heavens, why were there so many bedposts?

      Between racing up the stairs and chasing about the room, Penny was out of breath. If she weren’t so dedicated to saving abandoned creatures . . .

      Delilah alighted on the washstand, and Penny dove to rescue the basin and ewer before they could crash to the floor. As she replaced them, she noticed several other objects on the marble table. A cake of soap, a keen-edged razor, a toothbrush and tooth powder. Evidence of recent occupation.

      Male occupation.

      Penny needed to catch that parrot and flee.

      Instead of perching on a bedpost, Delilah had made the mistake of flying beneath the canopy. Now she found her escape stymied by the voluminous draperies.

      Penny rushed toward the bed, took a flying leap, and managed to grasp the parrot by one tiny, taloned foot.

       There. I’ve got you.

      Catching the parrot would have been a triumph to celebrate. However, as her luck would have it, Penny immediately found herself caught, too.

      The chamber’s connecting door swung open. A candle threw light into the room. She lost her grip on Delilah’s leg, and the bird flapped out of reach once again—leaving Penny sprawled across a stranger’s bed in her nightclothes, birdless.

      As she turned her head toward the figure in the doorway, she sent up a prayer.

       Please be a maid.

      Of course she could not be so fortunate. A man stood in the connecting room doorway. He was holding a candle, and wearing nothing at all.

      Well, he wasn’t truly naked, she corrected. He was clothed in something. That “something” was a damp scrap of linen clinging so precariously to his hips that it could slide to the floor at any moment—but it qualified as clothing of a sort.

      And everyone was naked beneath their clothing, weren’t they? This wasn’t so different. Why be missish about it? After all, he didn’t look embarrassed. Not in the least.

      No, he looked magnificent. Magnificently irate.

      “Where the hell did you come from?”

      His tone of voice was understandably angry. It was also knee-erasing.

      Penny scrambled out from the bed hangings and all but tumbled to the floor. “I’m from next door. Where I live. In my house.”

      “Well, I own this house.”

      “I didn’t realize the new owner was in residence.”

      “As of this evening, I am.”

      “Yes. So I see.”

      She saw a great deal. Far more than was proper. Yet she couldn’t tear her gaze away.

      Lord, but he was a big, beautiful beast of a man.

      There was just so much of him. Tall, broad, powerfully muscled. And utterly bare, save for that thin bit of toweling and his thick, dark hair. He had a great deal of hair. Not only plastered in damp curls on his head, but defining the hard line of his jaw. And lightly furring his chest.

      He had nipples. Two of them.

       Eyes, Penny. He has two of those, too. Focus on the eyes.

      Sadly, that strategy didn’t help. His eyes were chips of onyx. Chips of onyx dipped in ink, then encased in obsidian, then daubed with pitch, then thrown into a fathomless pit. At midnight.

      “Who are you?” she breathed.

      “I’m Gabriel Duke.”

       Gabriel Duke.

      The Gabriel Duke?

      “Pleased to make your acquaintance,” she said out of habit, if only because she could hear her mother tut-tutting all the way from India.

      “You shouldn’t be pleased. No one else is.”

      No, they weren’t. The papers had exhausted an ocean of ink on this man, who came from unknown origins and now possessed untold influence. Ruthless, said some. Shameless, said others. Sinfully wealthy, they all agreed.

      They called him the Duke of Ruin.

      From somewhere above, Delilah gave a cheeky, almost salacious whistle. The parrot swooped out from beneath the bed hangings and flew all the way across the room, alighting on an unused candle sconce on the opposite wall. Placing herself directly behind Penny’s new, impressively virile neighbor.

       Oh, you traitorous bird.

      He flinched and ducked as the parrot swept overhead. “What the devil was that?”

      “I can explain.”

       I just don’t particularly want to.

      “It’s a parrot,” she said. “My parrot.”

      “Right. And who are you, again?”

      “I . . . erm . . .” Her hands couldn’t decide where to be. They merely displayed the panicked desire to be anywhere else.

      Water dripped from some hard, slick part of his body, counting out the beats of her mortification.

      Drip. Drip. Drip.

      “I’m Lady Penelope Campion.”