The Taylor TurboChaser. David Baddiel

      

      

      First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2019

      Published in this ebook edition in 2019

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      Source ISBN: 9780008334154

      Ebook Edition © October 2019 ISBN: 9780008334185

      Version: 2019-09-26

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       Dedication

The Bit Before the Beginning

Chapter 1: This story begins

Chapter 2: Not a car

Chapter 3: The Whiter-Tooth-Whiz 503

Chapter 4: “Fun”!

Chapter 5: NEEEEEWOOOOOWWWW

Chapter 6: Easier than the Hulk

Chapter 7: Better than ALL my other inventions

Chapter 8: Upside-down fish tanks

Chapter 9: Do you want to go faster?

Chapter 10: Who taught you to do that?

Chapter 11: A dip in her stomach

Chapter 12: Dank meme

Chapter 13: Click!

       Chapter 14: Quite a pill

       Chapter 15: The photo

       Chapter 16: Let me get this straight

       Chapter 17: Oh. My. Days.

       Chapter 18: So jokes

       Chapter 19: Like someone torturing a hundred bats

       Chapter 20: Trowch i’r chwith

       Chapter 21: That’s nice

       Chapter 22: Something you might see in a cartoon

       Chapter 23: Road closed

       Chapter 24: APB

       Chapter 25: Like the cheese in a sandwich

       Chapter 26: Strange-looking cow

       Chapter 27: Not right at all

       Chapter 28: Peter Pat

       Chapter 29: Good meme

       Chapter 30: SAVE ME!

       Chapter 31: I’m not an idiot

       Chapter 32: Waving goodbye

       Chapter 33: Via Big Fart Moor

       Chapter 34: I can feel it in my water