The Trouble with Valentine's. Kelly Hunter

He wasn’t very good with rules. Probably not worth mentioning.

      ‘I want physical contact limited to public places,’ she said firmly.

      ‘No problem.’ His lips twitched.

      ‘And only when we have an audience.’

      ‘You’re absolutely right.’ At this rate she’d get through every sexual fantasy on his list before dessert. ‘What else?’

      ‘I’ll follow your lead but only within reason. I won’t be a simpering “yes” wife.’

      ‘But you will simper a little?’

      Her chin came up, her eyes flashed warningly. ‘Can’t see it happening.’

      ‘Okay, I can see that simpering might be a stretch for you. Forget the simpering.’ He wouldn’t. ‘Can you do possessive?’

      ‘That I can do,’ she said. ‘You want the whole “hands-off-my-man”, slapping routine?’

      ‘No slapping,’ he said. ‘Ladies don’t slap.’

      ‘You never said anything about being ladylike.’

      Fantasy number three. Damn she was good.

      ‘Oh, and there’s one more thing …’

      ‘There is?’ Every man had his limits and Nick had just reached his. His brain fogged, his blood headed south and he was thinking leather, possibly handcuffs, although where he was going to get handcuffs from was anyone’s guess. Silk then. No problem finding silk in Hong Kong.

      ‘Earth calling Nick?’ said Hallie in exasperation. She’d seen that glazed look before. Knew that Nick Cooper was definitely not thinking business. Men! They could never multitask. ‘Nick! Can you hear me?’

      ‘Oh I’m listening.’

      He had the damnedest voice. The laziest smile. But this was a business arrangement. Business, no matter how tempting it was to think otherwise. ‘My return ticket stays with me.’

      CHAPTER TWO

      HALLIE COULDN’T QUITE REMEMBER whose idea it had been to tour Nick’s workplace after dinner, only that it had seemed a sensible suggestion at the time. Business, she reminded herself as they stepped from the restaurant out into the cool night air and he slipped his jacket around her shoulders. Strictly business, as she snuggled down into the warmth of his coat and breathed in the rich, masculine scent of him. The fact that his chivalrous gesture made her feel feminine and desirable was irrelevant. So was the fact that he was quirky and charming and thoroughly good company. This wasn’t a date, not a real one. This was business.

      Nick’s office was only a couple of blocks away, familiar territory, this part of Chelsea, and they walked there in companionable silence.

      ‘I need to make a phone call,’ she said as Nick halted in front of a classy office block and unlocked the double doors that led through to a small but elegant foyer. ‘I’m sharing a house with one of my brothers at the moment. He’s a touch protective; he likes to know where I am if I’m out with someone new. I used to get annoyed with him. Nowadays I just tell him what he wants to know. No offence.’

      ‘None taken. It’s a smart move. Makes you a smart woman,’ said Nick.

      Nice reply. Hallie pulled out her mobile and dialled Tris’s number, grateful when he picked up on the umpteenth ring. He told her he was fine and not to nag. She told him where she was and that she’d be back before midnight and disconnected fast, before he could give her the be careful speech.

      Hallie slipped her phone back into her handbag. Nick ushered her into the lift, the doors closed, and it was intimate, very intimate in there. She cleared her throat, risked a glance. Impressive profile. Big feet. And an awareness between them that was so thick she could almost reach out and touch it, touch him, which wouldn’t be smart at all. He turned towards her and smiled that slow, easy smile that bypassed brains and headed straight for the senses, and then—

      ‘We’re here,’ he said, and the lift doors slid open.

      Nick’s office suite was a visual explosion of colour and movement. Cartoon drawings covered every inch of available wall space; computers and scanners crammed every desk. There was a kitchenette full of coffee and cola; a plastic trout mounted above the microwave. The whole place was organised chaos and completely intriguing. ‘So how many people work here?’ she wanted to know.

      ‘Twelve, including me.’

      ‘Let me guess, they’re all men.’

      ‘Except for Fiona our secretary. Sadly she refuses to clean.’

      ‘I like her already.’

      ‘Figures,’ he said. ‘So does Clea. This is my office,’ he said, opening a door to a room that was surprisingly tidy.

      ‘What’s the basketball hoop for?’

      ‘Thinking.’

      Right. ‘And the flat screen TV and recliner armchairs?’ There were two chairs, side by side, a metre or so back from the wall-mounted television.

      ‘Working.’

      Ah. Why she’d expected a regular office with regular décor was beyond her. There was nothing the least bit ordinary about Nicholas Cooper. ‘So tell me more about this game of yours. Is it something I’d know all about if we were married?’

      ‘You’d know about it.’ Nick’s voice was rich with humour as he slid a disc into the gaming console and gestured towards an armchair. ‘If we really had been married these past three years you’d have banned all talk of it by now.’

      That didn’t sound very wifely. ‘Couldn’t I have been supportive and encouraging?’

      ‘Sure you could. I was thinking realistically but we don’t have to do that. We can do fantasy instead.’

      ‘Hey, it’s your call. You’re the fantasy expert. By the way, how long did you tell your distributor you’d been married for?’

      ‘I didn’t.’ He slid her a glance. ‘I’m thinking a couple of months, maybe less. That way if we don’t know something about the other it won’t seem so odd.’

      ‘Works for me.’ And then the game came on. The opening music was suitably raucous, the female figure on the screen impressively funky. ‘Very nice,’ she said politely. ‘What does she do?’

      ‘Mostly she fights.’ He handed her a gaming handset. ‘Press a button, any button.’

      Hallie pressed buttons at random and was rewarded by a flurry of kicks, spins and feminine grunts. Not, Hallie noted, that the figure on the screen even came close to raising a sweat. ‘Are those proportions anatomically possible?’ she wanted to know.

      ‘Not for earth women,’ said Nick. ‘Which she’s not. Xia here is from New Mars.’

      ‘New Mars, huh? I should have guessed. The clothes she’s almost wearing are a dead giveaway. Does she have a wardrobe change option?’

      ‘You want to change her clothes?’

      ‘Well, she can hardly kick Martian butt in six inch stilettos, now can she?

      He stared.

      Hallie sighed. ‘You’re losing credibility here, Nick.’

      ‘What did you do before you sold shoes?’ he wanted to know. ‘Bust balls?’

      ‘I worked a blackjack table at a casino in Sydney for a while.’

      ‘Why did you stop?’

      ‘I never saw sunlight.’

      ‘And before that?’

      ‘A brief stint washing dogs in a poodle parlour.’ The