Tafelberg Short: Heart of Dickness. Andrew Donaldson

on the graves of the heroes’. The ANC was not living up to their struggle ideals. ‘They pretend,’ he said, ‘to be what they are not.’

      Tellingly, Murray claimed he had identified the president’s Achilles heel. ‘It’s his dick,’ he said. ‘[Zuma] has good ball sense, but he dribbles too much.’