Julius Caesar: The 30-Minute Shakespeare. William Shakespeare

dare the vile contagion of the night

      To add unto his sickness?

      PORTIA moves toward BRUTUS.

      No, my Brutus;

      You have some sick offense within your mind,

      Which I ought to know of (touches his head) And, upon my knees, I charm you, by my once-commended beauty, That you unfold to me, yourself, your half, Why you are heavy, and what men tonight Have had to resort to you.

      PORTIA kneels.

       BRUTUS

      Kneel not, gentle Portia.

      BRUTUS holds out his hand, which PORTIA clasps. BRUTUS helps PORTIA to her feet.

       PORTIA

      I should not need, if you were gentle Brutus.

      Dwell I but in the suburbs

      Of your good pleasure?

      PORTIA turns her back to BRUTUS, facing stage left.

      If it be no more,

      Portia is Brutus’s harlot, not his wife.

      BRUTUS (turning PORTIA around)

      You are my true and honorable wife,

      As dear to me as are the ruddy drops

      That visit my sad heart.

       PORTIA

      If this were true, then should I know this secret.

      BRUTUS (looking up)

      O ye gods,

      Render me worthy of this noble wife!

      (gestures left) Portia, go in awhile; And by and by thy bosom shall partake The secrets of my heart.

      BRUTUS begins to exit stage left, crossing in front of PORTIA. He turns back toward her.

      Follow me, then.

      Exit BRUTUS stage left, with PORTIA following.

       SCENE 3. (ACT II, SCENE II)

      CAESAR’S house.

      Enter NARRATOR from stage rear, coming downstage center.

       NARRATOR

      The dangerous day has arrived. Fearing for his safety, Caesar’s wife, Calpurnia, urges him to stay home. But does he listen? No. (pauses) Typical man.

      Exit NARRATOR stage left.

      Enter CHORUS from stage right and stage left, coming to center stage.

      CALPURNIA (from offstage, yelling)

      Murder! Caesar!

      STAGE LEFT CHORUS make sounds of thunder; STAGE RIGHT CHORUS make sounds of rain.

      Enter CAESAR, dressed in his nightgown, from stage right.

      STAGE RIGHT CHORUS (shouting)

      Caesar!

      STAGE LEFT CHORUS (shouting)

      Murder!

       CAESAR

      Nor heaven nor earth have been at peace tonight:

      Thrice hath Calpurnia in her sleep cried out,

      ‘Help, ho! They murder Caesar!’

      Enter CALPURNIA from stage right.

      CALPURNIA (approaching CAESAR)

      What mean you, Caesar? Think you to walk forth?

      You shall not stir out of your house today.

       CAESAR

      Caesar shall forth: the things that threaten’d me

      Ne’er look’d but on my back; when they shall see

      The face of Caesar, they are vanished.

       CALPURNIA

      Caesar, I never stood on ceremonies,

      Yet now they fright me.

      A lioness hath whelped in the streets;

      CHORUS, in unison, shape hands into claws, bringing them to their bellies as if giving birth. They then lift their arms out, up, and over their heads from the centers of their bodies.

      And graves have yawn’d, and yielded up their dead;

      CHORUS stretch arms and hands toward the ground and then open their mouths and stretch arms upward.

      Horses did neigh,

      CHORUS mime holding reins, each member raising one foot.

      and dying men did groan,

      CHORUS clutch themselves tightly.

      And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets,

      CHORUS put hands around mouth and scream out loud.

      CALPURNIA, startled, reacts physically to CHORUS’S scream.

      And I do fear them.

       CAESAR

      What can be avoided

      Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods?

      Yet Caesar shall go forth; for these predictions

      Are to the world in general as to Caesar.

       CALPURNIA

      When beggars die, there are no comets seen;

      CHORUS mime begging, turning palms upward.

      The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.

      CHORUS raise arms up, wiggling their fingers to indicate stars.

       CAESAR

      Cowards die many times before their deaths;

      The valiant never taste of death but once.

       CALPURNIA

      Alas, my lord,

      Your wisdom is consumed in confidence.

      Do not go forth today: call it my fear

      That keeps you in the house, and not your own.

      Let me, upon my knee, prevail in this.

      Enter DECIUS BRUTUS from stage right.

       DECIUS BRUTUS

      Caesar, all hail! Good morrow, worthy Caesar:

      I come to fetch you to the senate-house.

       CAESAR

      Decius, go tell them Caesar will not come.

       DECIUS BRUTUS

      Most mighty Caesar, let me know some cause.

       CAESAR

      The cause is in my will: I will not come;

      That is enough to satisfy the senate.

      But for your private satisfaction,

      Calpurnia here, my wife, stays me at home:

      She dreamt tonight