Purgatory. Ken Bruen

      “Why are you showing it to me then?”

      “You see, Stewart, you have the tendency to want to know the answer to . . . Jesus, everything. I thought this might keep you off the streets.”

      He didn’t rise to the bait, asked,

      “If I work it out, am I to tell you, am I to report back?”

      I said,

      “Tell Ridge. She might give a fuck.”

      He scanned the note again, asked,

      “C33?”

      And before I could take a shot, he said,

      “Right, you don’t give a toss.”

      I was moving fast away, despite my limp, acting up less these days, when Stewart shouted,

      “What about that dude Reardon?”

      Let him shout

      Bí cúramach!

      Indeed.

      The Reardon Riddle?

      Talk of the town. One of the rarities, a dot-com billionaire who’d survived the current global meltdown, had come to Galway, set up headquarters, and, according to rumor, was going to save the city. Not yet forty, the guy was allegedly a blend of Steve Jobs, Gandhi, and Putin. Didn’t hurt he looked more like a roadie than a star, gave that edge vibe.

      When priests had to disguise their clerical collars owing to public ire, it helped that this whiz kid didn’t look like the other loathed species, bankers.

      His trademark jeans, trainers, were more Armani than Penney’s but, hey, who was judging?

      Was he too good to be true?

      We were about to find out. But the buzz was all good thus far. I mean, fuck, he’d even said he’d like to save Galway United. On the smart board, this was cute twice over. Swear to God, our previous manager’s financial adviser had been Nick Leeson! Yeah, the same fella who took Barings Bank for a scorching hike.

      When I was a child, the nearest family we had to royalty were the Hunters. They made prams—I shit thee not—but had the Anglo-Irish gig down. Owned a large, get this, White Mansion, at the rear of Galway. They were steady employers, reputed to be decent folk, i.e., they’d actually greet a person, if sparingly.

      Like our economy, belief, decency, they were in the wind.

      Reardon had bought their old home and extensive rebuilding, renovations were under way.

      See, employment right there.

      I’d watched a rare interview he’d given. Long, tangled,

      “Dude, just got out of the shower . . .”

      Hair.

      The aforementioned jeans and a sweatshirt that was just faded enough to read,

      Pogues . . . Rule.

      This guy had his shit down.

      He’d given one of those rambling monologues, ablaze with sound bites, signifying nothing. But he had a way of doling out this crap, you could believe it made some sense. His accent was a hybrid of surfer dude, Michael Flatley version of Irish brogue, geek.

      Somewhere in this mess, he’d been asked about his single status.

      He . . . winked . . . fucking winked, went coy about hoping to meet an Irish girl. That’s when I threw up.

      Ridge phoned me as I was reading about the former hangman, Albert Pierrepoint. The state had released papers previously sealed from the public and all sorts of weird, startling data were flooding the news. Pierrepoint had offered to hang two people with the deal,

      “Ten pound for the first and I’ll do the nephew for half price.”

      Jesus.

      The forerunner of all those offers,

      Buy one, get one free.

      Ridge asked,

      “Am I interrupting something?”

      “Tales of the hangman.”

      A pause.

      The question hovered,

      “Are you drinking?”

      But it passed and she asked,

      “Will you help me out?”

      Uh-oh

      As they say in literary novels,

      No good would have come of it.

      Ridge had married Anthony Hemple, an upper-class Anglo-Irish bollix. He wanted a mother for his daughter, she wanted juice for promotion to sergeant. They were now separated. I said,

      “Well, sergeant, spit it out.”

      “I’ve been invited to a party. I want to go, but I need a partner.”

      I let her stew, then,

      “How come you didn’t ask Stewart?”

      “He’s already going with a young lady.”

      “What’s the occasion?”

      “The Reardon party.”

      The party.

      Reardon had altered the Hunter house to accommodate his reputation. Up to a helipad on the extended roof. The setting remained spectacular, not one other property nearby and the golf links spreading out to reveal the whole of Galway Bay. It made even the bloody rain look attractive. I was dressed in my one suit, the funeral job. Black and from a charity shop. I was suffering a panic attack, no Jay, no X, no cigs, thinking,

      “Am I out of me fooking mind?”

      I was loath to attend public events as just recently a news­paper, in lieu of anything new or out of sheer bollocks laziness, rehashed the story of, as the headline put it,

      The Tragedy of Serena May.

      Replayed all those terrible events. My closest friends, Jeff and Cathy, had a daughter with Down syndrome. The light of their lives and mine. I adored that child, spent many hours as the bedraggled excuse for a babysitter. Until, Jesus, a terrible accident and the child was killed. Years later I was exonerated of blame but the mud stuck, the thinking was

      “Taylor was there.”

      And true, as the Americans say, it happened on my watch. The article didn’t scream

      “Taylor did it.”

      But published a furtive photo of me and you thought

      “The fucker did something.”

      All it took.

      Suggestion.

      Ridge asked,

      “You all right, Jack?”

      Given that I’d never in me whole bedraggled, befuddled exis­tence been all right, I had to bite down on the sarcasm, always bubbling under, then,

      “Yeah, not using anything, it’s a trip. Like Richard Fariña. I’ve been down so long, maybe it will seem like up.”

      Being Ridge, she asked the wrong question.

      “And Richard Fariña, how did he fare?”

      I could have been tactful, lied, but I don’t do nice, not ever, said,

      “O.D.”

      Shut that baby right down.

      * * *

      The Hunter place was ablaze with light, like a beacon of false hope to the city. As we got out of the car, Ridge handing over the keys to a parking guy, she said,

      “Tis rumored the Saw Doctors might show, play their number one hit,