Demon Hunting in Dixie. Lexi George

“You need to open the shop early this morning in case there are any last-minute orders for the Farris funeral. It’s a morning service, you know.”

      “Yes, Mom, I know.” Addy resealed the cheese and shoved it back in the drawer. “I always open early when there’s a funeral. I’ll be there in a few minutes.”

      “And wear something appropriate. Don’t think about wearing jeans, or, God forbid, spaghetti straps. A funeral is not the place for cleavage.”

      “Oh, I don’t know, Mama. A little T and A might be a surefire way to make certain Old Man Farris is dead before we stick him in the ground. From what I hear, he was quite the womanizer.”

      “I’ll have you know, Adara Jean Corwin, that your brother is a professional. His customers come in here dead, and they stay that way! And don’t speak ill of the dearly departed. It’s disrespectful.”

      “Yes, ma’am.” Addy put her hand over the mouthpiece. “But the man was still a dog, if you’ll pardon the expression,” she told Dooley. “I’ve heard her say it more than once. I don’t see what’s wrong with saying so just ’cause he’s dead.”

      “What’s that? I can’t hear you,” Mama said. “Addy, are you talking to that dog again? People are going to think you’re as crazy as Aunt Etheline if you’re not careful. I swear you need a husband, someone you can carry on a real conversation with.”

      Addy glanced at the clock. Fifty-five seconds before her mother dropped the “h” bomb. Predictable, but nowhere near her world-record time. Mama was off her game today.

      All her life she’d tried to please her mother, to stay inside the lines when she was a color-outside-the-lines kind of girl. But her stubborn nature balked at Mama’s attempts to get her hitched. She would not marry someone to please her mother. But that didn’t mean she didn’t feel guilty about it.

      “You’d be surprised what a good conversationalist Dooley is, Mama,” she said. “Listen, I gotta go.”

      She hung up the phone with a sigh, snagged her favorite mug out of the cabinet, and fixed a cup of hot tea. After a moment’s hesitation, she went to the liquor cabinet and added a liberal splash of Grand Marnier. She took a small swig, enjoying the spicy orange flavor the liqueur added to her Irish Breakfast tea. Normally she wasn’t much of a drinker, especially in the morning, but between her Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind with Darryl and Bambi from Land of the Giants, and her conversation with Dooley the Loquacious Labrador, she thought she was entitled to a little tonic for her nerves. Sipping her drink, she padded into her bedroom and made the bed, then laid out a black skirt and blue silk blouse to wear. No spaghetti straps, no jeans. As if she didn’t have more couth than to show up at a funeral with her girls hanging out. She finished her cup of tea and felt a little calmer. She could do this. The trick was to handle one thing at a time. Sure, a talking dog was a little unusual, but that didn’t necessarily mean she was losing her mind. And if it did, she didn’t have time to worry about it. She had too much to do.

      She stripped off her clothes and tossed them into the hamper in the closet. As she stepped into the bathroom she spied her contact case on the counter by the sink. The case was still closed. She did a quick recap of the morning. Nope, she hadn’t put in her contacts before she left the house.

      Moving like a sleep walker, she went over to the sink and plucked her glasses out of the case. She’d been blind as a bat since third grade. Without contacts or glasses, things should be hopelessly blurred, but she could see great. Better than great, in fact. She had perfect vision. Stunned, she looked up and saw herself in the mirror.

      “Holy cow,” she squawked, stumbling back. She caught her foot on the rug and fell into the shower, banging her arm on the way down. Nursing her bruised wrist, she scrambled to her feet and rushed back to the mirror. Her hair was a pure white blond, the same color it had been when she was a child. A color only nature—and no hairdresser—could produce. In addition to the startling color change, her hair had grown four inches overnight. It floated around her shoulders in soft, wild curls that gave her a tousled just-been-bedded look. She remembered Brand with a blush. And she nearly had been, hadn’t she? Who would have guessed her inner whore lurked so close to the surface.

      She glanced down and gave a little shriek. The hair there had turned blond, too. She dragged her gaze upward to study the woman in the mirror. She looked different and yet the same. Same nose, same chin, same mouth, but better. Addy to the twelfth power. Super Addy with flawless skin, glowing cheeks, and a sultry, pouting pink mouth. She leaned closer. Her brows and lashes were golden brown, not blond like the hair on her head, thank God. Blond eyelashes and she’d look like a roach in a flour barrel.

      She touched the jagged, black mark above her left breast, the single blemish on her otherwise flawless skin. Even the little white scar below her right eye, the one she got falling off her grandmother’s porch when she was eight, had vanished. As she watched, the angry, purple and red lump on her arm faded and disappeared, too. What was happening to her? This was way past Aunt Etheline crazy. This was Twilight Zone stuff. Hannah was a very small town. People were bound to notice and comment on her new makeover. Mama would notice that was for darn sure.

      Oh, God, her mother.

      Addy jumped in the shower to get ready for work.

      Thirty minutes later, she deactivated the alarm system and entered the flower shop through the back door. Stepping inside the stockroom, she took a quick mental inventory of the floral supplies that lined the shelves on the wall, a ritual that seldom failed to soothe and ground her. The shop was her home away from home, had been since the eighth grade when she fled the horrors of Dead Central to work after school in her great-aunt’s flower shop. It was a betrayal her mother had yet to forgive or forget. Two years ago, Aunt Muddy had sold her the business and sailed off to see the world, leaving Addy, at twenty-five, the proud new owner of the only floral business in town. She remodeled the shop, which hadn’t been changed since the late sixties, adding two open display coolers banked along one wall that invited customers to browse a wide selection of flowers. Several large worktables and sinks in the middle of the space allowed patrons to observe floral arrangements being made, and a separate workstation in one corner contained balloons, a helium tank, rolls of ribbon, and balloon weights. In addition to the cosmetic changes Addy had made, the shop’s inventory now included a small number of tasteful gift items and monogrammed stationery. Last, but not least, there was a line of exquisite handmade candles, soaps, and lotions made by her best friend, Evie Douglass.

      Addy entered the front room of the shop. She flipped on the lights, unlocked the front door and booted up the computer. Within fifteen minutes, she received three more orders for the Farris funeral. She was putting the final touches on a sympathy vase of Stargazer lilies, snapdragons, Fuji mums, and alstromeria when the bell on the door chimed and a woman came in wearing a shapeless ankle-length dress, a wide brimmed gardening hat, and Birkenstock knock-off sandals. She staggered inside, her face obscured by the large cardboard box she carried.

      Addy smiled. “Morning, Evie.”

      “Green tea and banana bread for breakfast and brownies for later.” Evie set the carton down on the counter and gasped in surprise. “Addy, your hair! Oh, my God, why didn’t you tell me you were thinking of going blonde?”

      Oh, Lord, here we go, Addy thought with an inward groan. What on Earth was she going to tell people? What on Earth was she going to tell Evie? They’d been friends since elementary school. She’d never be able to buffalo Evie Douglass. Evie had a sixth sense about such things. She’d know in a second if Addy lied to her.

      For that matter, so would anybody else, Addy reflected glumly. She was a terrible liar.

      “Uh, I didn’t exactly plan it.” Addy avoided Evie’s gaze. “It—uh—just kind of happened.”

      “What do you mean, it just kind of happened? Did you trip and fall into a vat of peroxide on the way to work?”

      Addy snorted. Evie could always make her laugh. It was one of the things she loved about her. Not that Evie shared her sense of humor