Седьмая. Ливень юмора для тех, кто в дефиците позитива. Ольга Савельева

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Прим. ред.

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      Строчки из песни «На далекой Амазонке» (текст Р. Киплинга, музыка С. Никитина). – Прим. ред.

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      Здесь и далее цитаты из песни Александра Реввы (Артура Пирожкова) «Алкоголичка» (автор песни – Андрей Алексин). – Прим. ред.

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      Строчки принадлежат поэтессе Эльмире Котляр. – Прим. ред.

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      Строчка из стихотворения «Забытая деревня» Н.А. Некрасова. – Прим. ред.

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      Строчка из стихотворения поэта А.Н. Плещеева. – Прим. ред.

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