Акушер-ХА! Байки. Татьяна Соломатина

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Название Акушер-ХА! Байки
Автор произведения Татьяна Соломатина
Жанр Современная русская литература
Серия
Издательство Современная русская литература
Год выпуска 2011
isbn 978-5-9955-0268-5



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      Примечания

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      Десмургия – искусство наложения повязок.

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      Уайлдер Торнтон. Мост Короля Людовика Святого.

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      Отрывок из стихотворения Владимира Маяковского «Кем быть?».

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      Апухтин. «Сумасшедший»

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      Известный невролог.

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      Блаженный Августин.

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