Dumb Witness / Безмолвный свидетель. Книга для чтения на английском языке. Агата Кристи

if you put it like that,’ I said. ‘Shall we go in the car?’

      I had acquired a second-hand Austin[109].

      ‘Excellent. A very pleasant day for motoring. One will hardly need the muffler. A light overcoat, a silk scarf—’

      ‘My dear fellow, you’re not going to the North Pole!’ I protested.

      ‘One must be careful of catching the chill,’ said Poirot sententiously.

      ‘On a day like this?’

      Disregarding my protests, Poirot proceeded to don a fawn-coloured overcoat and wrap his neck up with a white silk handkerchief. Having carefully placed the wetted stamp face downwards on the blotting-paper[110] to dry, we left the room together.

      CHAPTER 6. We Go to Littlegreen House

      I don’t know what Poirot felt like in his coat and muffler but I myself felt roasted before we got out of London. An open car in traffic is far from being a refreshing place on a hot summer’s day.

      Once we were outside London, however, and getting a bit of pace on the Great West Road my spirits rose[111].

      Our drive took us about an hour and a half, and it was close upon twelve o’clock when we came into the little town of Market Basing. Originally on the main road, a modern by-pass now left it some three miles to the north of the main stream of traffic and in consequence it had kept an air of old-fashioned dignity and quietude about it. Its one wide street and ample market square seemed to say, ‘I was a place of importance once and to any person of sense and breeding I am still the same. Let this modern speeding world dash along their new-fangled road; I was built to endure in a day when solidarity and beauty went hand in hand.’

      There was a parking area in the middle of the big square, though there were only a few cars occupying it. I duly parked the Austin, Poirot divested himself of his superfluous garments, assured himself that his moustaches were in their proper condition of symmetrical flamboyance and we were then ready to proceed.

      For once in a way our first tentative inquiry did not meet with the usual response, ‘Sorry, but I’m a stranger in these parts.’ It would seem indeed probable that there were no strangers in Market Basing! It had that effect! Already, I felt, Poirot and myself (and especially Poirot) were somewhat noticeable. We tended to stick out from the mellow background of an English market town secure in its traditions.

      ‘Littlegreen House?’ The man, a burly, ox-eyed fellow, looked us over thoughtfully. ‘You go straight up the High Street and you can’t miss it. On your left. There’s no name on the gate, but it’s the first big house after the bank.’ He repeated again, ‘You can’t miss it.’

      His eyes followed us as we started on our course.

      ‘Dear me[112],’ I complained. ‘There is something about this place that makes me feel extremely conspicuous. As for you, Poirot, you look positively exotic.’

      ‘You think it is noticed that I am a foreigner—yes?’ ‘The fact cries aloud to heaven,’ I assured him.

      ‘And yet my clothes are made by an English tailor,’ mused Poirot.

      ‘Clothes are not everything,’ I said. ‘It cannot be denied, Poirot, that you have a noticeable personality. I have often wondered that it has not hindered you in your career.’

      Poirot sighed.

      ‘That is because you have the mistaken idea implanted in your head that a detective is necessarily a man who puts on a false beard and hides behind a pillar! The false beard, it is vieux jeu[113], and shadowing is only done by the lowest branch of my profession. The Hercule Poirots, my friend, need only to sit back in a chair and think.’

      ‘Which explains why we are walking along this exceedingly hot street on an exceedingly hot morning.’

      ‘That is very neatly replied, Hastings. For once, I admit, you have made the score off me.[114]’

      We found Littlegreen House easily enough, but a shock awaited us—a house-agent’s board.

      As we were staring at it, a dog’s bark attracted my attention.

      The bushes were thin at that point and the dog could be easily seen. He was a wire-haired terrier, somewhat shaggy as to coat. His feet were planted wide apart, slightly to one side, and he barked with an obvious enjoyment of his own performance that showed him to be actuated by the most amiable motives.

      ‘Good watchdog, aren’t I?’ he seemed to be saying. ‘Don’t mind me![115] This is just my fun! My duty too, of course. Just have to let ’em[116] know there’s a dog about the place! Deadly dull morning. Quite a blessing to have something to do. Coming into our place? Hope so. It’s darned dull. I could do with[117] a little conversation.’

      ‘Hallo[118], old man,’ I said and shoved forward a fist.

      Craning his neck through the railings he sniffed suspiciously, then gently wagged his tail, uttering a few short staccato barks.

      ‘Not been properly introduced, of course, have to keep this up! But I see you know the proper advances to make.’

      ‘Good old boy,’ I said.

      ‘Wuff,’ said the terrier amiably.

      ‘Well, Poirot?’ I said, desisting from this conversation and turning to my friend.

      There was an odd expression on his face—one that I could not quite fathom. A kind of deliberately suppressed excitement seems to describe it best.

      ‘The Incident of the Dog’s Ball,’ he murmured. ‘Well, at least, we have here a dog.’

      ‘Wuff,’ observed our new friend. Then he sat down, yawned widely and looked at us hopefully.

      ‘What next?’ I asked.

      The dog seemed to be asking the same question.

      ‘Parbleu[119], to Messrs—what is it—Messrs Gabler and Stretcher.’

      ‘That does seem indicated,’ I agreed.

      We turned and retraced our steps, our canine acquaintance sending a few disgusted barks after us.

      The premises of Messrs Gabler and Stretcher were situated in the Market Square. We entered a dim outer office where we were received by a young woman with adenoids and a lack-lustre eye[120].

      ‘Good morning,’ said Poirot politely.

      The young woman was at the moment speaking into a telephone but she indicated a chair and Poirot sat down. I found another and brought it forward.

      ‘I couldn’t say, I’m sure,’ said the young woman into the telephone vacantly. ‘No, I don’t know what the rates would be… Pardon? Oh, main water, I think, but, of course, I couldn’t be certain… I’m very sorry, I’m sure… No, he’s out… No, I couldn’t say… Yes, of course I’ll ask him… Yes…8135? I’m afraid I haven’t quite got it[121]. Oh…8935…39… Oh, 5135… Yes, I’ll ask him to ring you…after six… Oh, pardon, before six… Thank you so much.’

      She replaced the receiver, scribbled 5319 on the blotting-pad and turned a mildly inquiring but uninterested gaze on Poirot.

      Poirot began briskly.

      ‘I observe that there is a house to be sold just on the outskirts of this

109

Austin – Остин (марка легкового автомобиля)

110

blotted-paper – промокательная бумага

111

one’s spirit rises – чье-либо настроение улучшается

112

Dear me – Боже мой

113

vieux jeu – (фр.) старая игра

114

you have made the score off me – вам удалось меня уязвить

115

Don’t mind me! – Не обращайте на меня внимания!

116

let ’em = let them

117

I could do with – Мне было бы кстати

118

Hallo = Hello

119

Parbleu – (фр.) Черт возьми

120

a lack-lustre eye – с безразличным взглядом

121

to get – (зд.) понимать