So He Takes the Dog. Jonathan Buckley

      

      So He Takes the Dog

      Jonathan Buckley

      

      for Susanne Hillen and Bruno

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

       Dedication

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       P.S. Ideas, interviews & features…

       About the author

       Narratives and Lives Jonathan Buckley talks to Louise Tucker

       LIFE at a Glance

       Ten Great Novels

       Read on

       Have You Read? Other Novels by Jonathan Buckley

       If You Loved This, You Might Like…Chosen by Jonathan Buckley

       About the Author

       Praise

       By the same author

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       1

      This happened ten years ago, more or less. It’s mid-morning on the second day of January, in the modest but immaculate little bungalow that is home to Benjamin and Christine Kemp. Having clambered over the stile of New Year’s Day, the Kemps are now setting out on their trek across the bleak moorland of yet another year of conjoined medium-level misery. Christine is in the kitchen. A row of brass ornaments is laid out on a tea towel on the breakfast table and she is polishing her way down the line. Her husband is there as well, reading the paper. They have recently retired, both of them. For more than forty years, from the year before he married Christine, Benjamin worked for the local council, in the rates department; Christine typed and filed medical records at the hospital for a couple of decades, after raising their daughter, Elisabeth, who at the age of nineteen married a French shopkeeper she’d met on holiday six months previously. Elisabeth then went to live in a village near Limoges, and might as well be living in a village in Tibet for all her parents see of her nowadays.

      Benjamin is trying to recall who gave them that horrible brass horse with the spindly legs and massive head when Christine opens a cupboard and the door squeaks. She sighs into the cupboard, and it’s like the chill breeze that heralds the storm. ‘Are you ever going to fix this?’ she asks.

      ‘Yes, dear,’ replies Benjamin.

      ‘And when would that be?’

      ‘Soon.’

      ‘How soon?’

      ‘This afternoon.’

      ‘That would be nice. Please do it.’

      ‘Yes, dear.’

      She closes the cupboard and opens another one. There’s a sharp hiccup of irritation and she turns round, showing him the small round handle that’s just come off in her hand. She presents it to him, Exhibit 3227 in the never-ending case of Kemp versus Kemp. ‘Why does it always take you so long to do the