Larry’s Party. Carol Shields

      

      Larry’s Party

      Carol Shields

      

      Contents

       Cover

Dedication

CHAPTER ONE: Fifteen Minutes in the Life of Larry Weller 1977

CHAPTER TWO: Larry’s Love 1978

CHAPTER THREE: Larry’s Folks 1980

CHAPTER FOUR: Larry’s Work 1981

CHAPTER FIVE: Larry’s Words 1983

       CHAPTER SIX: Larry’s Friends 1984

       CHAPTER SEVEN: Larry’s Penis 1986

       CHAPTER EIGHT: Larry Inc. 1988

       CHAPTER NINE: Larry So Far 1990

       CHAPTER TEN: Larry’s Kid 1991

       CHAPTER ELEVEN: Larry’s Search for the Wonderful and the Good 1992

       CHAPTER TWELVE: Larry’s Threads 1993–4

       CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Men Called Larry 1995

       CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Larry’s Living Tissues 1996

       CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Larry’s Party 1997

       Larry’s Party

       THE WORK OF CAROL SHIELDS

       Carol Shields: The Stone Diaries

       Carol Shields: Unless

       About the Author

       Copyright

      About the Publisher

       For Joseph, Nicholas, and Sofia

      With thanks to a few men who have offered suggestions in the writing of this book: David Arnason, Tommy Banks, Tony Giardini, Jack Hodgins, Robin Hoople, Don Huband, Steve Hunt, Dayv James-French, the late Jim Keller, Joseph Krotz, Jake MacDonald, Brian MacKinnon, Don McCarthy, Bill Neville, Mark Morton, Doug Pepper, Gord Peters, John Ralston Saul, Donald Shields, John Shields, Ray Singer, Harry Strub and Max Wyman.

      Thanks, too, to Maggie Dwyer and Jane Gralen and to the staff at the Winnipeg Public Library.

      What is this mighty labyrinth – the earth, But a wild maze the moment of our birth?

      

      (“Reflections on Walking in the Maze at Hampton Court” British Magazine, 1747)

       CHAPTER ONE Fifteen Minutes in the Life of Larry Weller 1977

      By mistake Larry Weller took someone else’s Harris tweed jacket instead of his own, and it wasn’t till he jammed his hand in the pocket that he knew something was wrong.

      His hand was traveling straight into a silky void. His five fingers pushed down, looking for the balled-up Kleenex from his own familiar worn-out pocket, the nickels and dimes, the ticket receipts from all the movies he and Dorrie had been seeing lately. Also those hard little bits of lint, like meteor grit, that never seem to lose themselves once they’ve worked into the seams.

      This pocket – today’s pocket – was different. Clean, a slippery valley. The stitches he touched at the bottom weren’t his stitches. His fingertips glided now on a sweet little sea of lining. He grabbed for the buttons. Leather, the real thing. And something else – the sleeves were a good half inch longer than they should have been.

      This jacket was twice the value of his own. The texture, the seams. You could see it got sent all the time to the cleaners. Another thing, you could tell by the way the shoulders sprang out that this jacket got parked on a thick wooden hanger at night. Above a row of polished shoes. Refilling its tweedy warp and woof with oxygenated air.

      He should have run back to the coffee shop to see if his own jacket was still scrunched there on the back of his chair, but it was already quarter to six, and Dorrie was expecting him at six sharp, and it was rush hour and he wasn’t anywhere near the bus stop.

      And – the thought came to him – what’s the point? A jacket’s a jacket. A person who patronizes a place like Cafe Capri is almost asking to get his jacket copped. This way all that’s happened is a kind of exchange.

      Forget the bus, he decided. He’d walk. He’d stroll. In his hot new Harris tweed apparel. He’d push his shoulders along, letting them roll loose in their sockets. Forward with the right shoulder, bam, then the left shoulder coming up from behind. He’d let his arms swing wide. Fan his fingers out. Here comes the Big Guy, watch out for the Big Guy.

      The sleeves rubbed light across the back of his hands, scratchy but not too scratchy.

      And then he saw that the cuff buttons were leather too, a smaller-size version of the main buttons, but the same design, a sort of cross-pattern like a pecan pie cut in quarters, only the slices overlapped this little bit. You could feel the raised design with your finger, the way the four quadrants of leather crossed over and over each other, their edges cut wavy on the inside margin. These waves intersected in the middle, dived down there in a dark center and disappeared. A black hole in the button universe. Zero.

      Quadrant was a word Larry hadn’t even thought of for about ten years, not since geometry class, grade eleven.

      The color of the jacket was mixed shades of brown, a strong background of freckled tobacco tones with subtle orange flecks. Very subtle. No one would say: hey, here comes this person with orange flecks distributed across his jacket. You’d have to be one inch away before you took in those flecks.

      Orange wasn’t Larry’s favorite color, at least not in the clothing line. He remembered he’d had orange