Cloudy with a Chance of Love: The unmissable laugh-out-loud read. Fiona Collins

      

       Every cloud has a silver lining when it comes to love…

      Daryl Williams never minded the fact that she had a big bottom. It’s always been behind her. In fact, it was one of the things that her husband loved about her. Until he ran off with her best friend, Gabby.

      Daryl knows that she needs to get back in the dating game, she just doesn’t know how. So when her friend suggests taking a fortune forecast, she reluctantly agrees. And it looks like Daryl’s luck is in, by Friday she has a 99% chance of falling in love!

      Only, even when it’s written in the stars, finding the one after the one is never easy…

       The laugh-out-loud, uplifting story from Fiona Collins, bestselling author of A Year of Being Single. Perfect for fans of Jane Costello, Helen Fielding and Fiona Gibson.

Also by Fiona Collins:

       A Year of Being Single

       Cloudy With a Chance of Love

      Fiona Collins

       FIONA COLLINS

      lives in the Essex countryside with her husband and three children, but also finds time for a loving relationship with a Kindle. She likes to write feisty, funny novels about slightly (ahem) more mature heroines. Fiona studied Film & Literature at Warwick University and has had many former careers including TV presenting in Hong Kong; talking about roadworks on the M25 on the radio; and being a film and television extra. She has kissed Gerard Butler and once had her hand delightfully close to George Clooney’s bum. When not writing, Fiona enjoys watching old movies and embarrassing her children. You can follow Fiona on Twitter @FionaJaneBooks.

      To Matthew

      Thanks go to my amazing editor, Charlotte.

      To Elizabeth Davies and Mary Torjussen, always!

      To Matthew and my children for letting me shut the study door and get on with it!

      Contents

       Cover

       Blurb

Book List

       Title Page

       Author Bio

       Dedication

       Acknowledgement

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

       Chapter Eight

       Chapter Nine

       Chapter Ten

       Chapter Eleven

       Chapter Twelve

       Chapter Thirteen

       Chapter Fourteen

       Chapter Fifteen

       Chapter Sixteen

       Chapter Seventeen

       Chapter Eighteen

       Chapter Nineteen

       Chapter Twenty

       Chapter Twenty-One

       Chapter Twenty-Two

       Chapter Twenty-Three

       Excerpt

       Prologue

       Chapter One: Imogen

       Chapter Two: Frankie

       Chapter Three: Grace

       Endpages

       Copyright

Chapter One

      Sunday

      I have a large bottom. If I had to quantify it, I would say it was somewhere between the size of a space hopper and a meteorite. It’s pretty big, and it needs quite a bit of upholstery to keep it in check. Big knickers. Spanx. Industrial scaffolding like you might see on buildings in major cities. But I like it. I’m used to it. It has always been behind me.

      It’s a relief to find that it’s very fashionable to have a big bum these days. It never used to be. Women used