Психопаты шутят. Антология черного юмора. Андре Бретон

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Название Психопаты шутят. Антология черного юмора
Автор произведения Андре Бретон
Жанр Юмор: прочее
Серия Юмор – это серьезно
Издательство Юмор: прочее
Год выпуска 1966
isbn 978-5-907028-13-5



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денег. – Прим. Де Куинси.

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      Овидий. Письма с Понта. II, 9, «Царю Котису», 47–48: «Кроме того, прилежать душой к благородным искусствам, // Разве не значит смягчить грубый и дикий свой нрав» (пер. З. Морозкиной).

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      Изначально (лат.). – Прим. пер.

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      Со знанием дела, в роли знатока (лат.). – Прим. пер.

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      Испанская бумага для сворачивания сигарок (исп.). – Прим. пер.

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