The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. B1 / Приключения Шерлока Холмса. Артур Конан Дойл

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      A Case of Identity

      “My dear fellow,” said Sherlock Holmes as we sat on either side of the fire in his apartment at Baker Street, “life is much stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. If we could fly out of that window, fly over this great city, gently remove the roofs and look at the strange coincidences, the plannings the wonderful chains of events, working through generations, leading to the most unexpected results, it would make all fiction meaningless and boring.”

      “And yet I am not convinced of it,” I answered. “The cases which come to light in the papers are bald and vulgar. We have in our police reports realism pushed to its extreme limits, and yet the result is, it must be confessed, neither fascinating nor artistic.”

      “It seems realistic because facts are selected that way,” remarked Holmes. “The police reports focus on the story itself rather than on details. And to an observer these very details might explain the whole matter. There is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace.”

      I smiled and shook my head. “I can quite understand your thinking so,” I said. “Of course, in your position of adviser and helper, you only see the strangest things. But here” – I picked up the morning paper from the ground – “let us put it to a practical test. Here is the first heading upon which I come. 'A husband's cruelty to his wife.' I know without reading it that it is all perfectly familiar to me. There is, of course, the other woman, the drink, the fight, the sympathetic sister or landlady. The most average of writers could invent nothing more average.”

      “Indeed, your example is an unfortunate one for your argument,” said Holmes, taking the paper and glancing his eye down it. “This is the Dundas separation case, and, as it happens, I was engaged in clearing up some details about it. The husband didn't drink, there was no other woman. The problem was his habit to throw his false teeth at his wife after each meal. You will agree that it is not an action an average storyteller can imagine. Take some tobacco, Doctor, and admit that I have scored over you in your example.”

      He held out an old golden snuffbox, with a great amethyst in the centre of the lid. It was in such contrast to his simple life that I could not help commenting upon it.

      “Ah,” said he, “I forgot that I had not seen you for some weeks. It is a little present from the King of Bohemia for my assistance in the case of the Irene Adler papers.”

      “And the ring?” I asked, glancing at a remarkable brilliant which sparkled upon his finger.

      “This is from the reigning family of Holland but I cannot discuss the case. Not even with you, my friend.”

      “And have you any case on hand right now?” I asked with interest.

      “Some ten or twelve, but nothing interesting. They are important, you understand, without being interesting. Indeed, it is usually unimportant matters that really need some observation and analysis. It gives the charm to an investigation. The larger crimes are usually the simple ones, for the bigger the crime the more obvious is the motive. It is possible however, that I will get something interesting very soon and this lady will be my new client.”

      He had rose from his chair and stood gazing through the window. Looking over his shoulder, I saw a large woman with a large curling red feather in a hat. From under this great armour she was looking up at our window nervously, while her body moved backward and forward, and her fingers played with her glove buttons. Suddenly, like a swimmer who leaves the bank, she ran across the road, and we heard the ring of the bell.

      “I have seen those symptoms before,” said Holmes. “Hesitating upon the pavement always means an affair of the heart. She would like advice, but she thinks that the matter is too delicate for communication. And yet, when a woman has been seriously wronged by a man she no longer hesitates. The usual symptom is a broken bell wire. Here it might be a love matter, but the maiden is not so much angry. She is upset. Anyway here she comes to resolve our doubts.”

      As he spoke there was a tap at the door, and the boy in buttons entered to announce Miss Mary Sutherland, while the lady herself stood behind his small black figure. Sherlock Holmes welcomed her, and, having closed the door, gestured her to take one of the armchairs. Then looked her over in his usual manner.

      “Do you not find,” he said, “that with your short sight it is quite unhealthy to do so much typewriting?”

      “I did at first,” she answered, “but now I know where the letters are without looking.” Then, suddenly realising the full meaning of his words, she sighed and looked up, with fear upon her good-humoured face. “You've heard about me, Mr. Holmes,” she cried, “else how could you know all that?”

      “Never mind,” said Holmes, laughing; “it is my business to know things. Perhaps I have trained myself to see what others don't. Why else should you come to consult me?”

      “I came to you, sir, because I heard of you from Mrs. Etherege, whose husband you found so easily. Oh, Mr. Holmes, I wish you would do as much for me. I'm not rich, but still I have a hundred a year and some money that I make by the machine. I would give it all to know what has become of Mr. Hosmer Angel.”

      “Why did you come away to consult me in such a hurry?” asked Sherlock Holmes, with his fingertips together.

      Again a look came over the face of Miss Mary Sutherland. “Yes, I did run out of the house,” she said, “for it made me angry to see the easy way in which Mr. Windibank-that is, my father-took it all. He would not go to the police, and he would not go to you, and so at last, as he would do nothing, it made me mad, and I just came right away to you.”

      “Your father,” said Holmes, “your stepfather, surely, since the name is different.”

      “Yes, my stepfather. I call him father, though it sounds funny, too, for he is only five years and two months older than myself.”

      “And your mother is alive?”

      “Oh, yes, mother is alive and well. I wasn't pleased, Mr. Holmes, when she married again so soon after father's death. And a man who was nearly fifteen years younger than herself. Father was a plumber in the Tottenham Court Road, and he left a tidy business behind him, which mother carried on with Mr. Hardy, the foreman. But when Mr. Windibank came he made her sell the business. He sales wines, so he feels superior. They got £4,700 for the goodwill and interest. My father would have got more if he had been alive.”

      I had expected to see Sherlock Holmes impatient, but, on the contrary, he had listened with the greatest concentration of attention.

      “Your own little income,” he asked, “does it come out of the business?”

      “Oh, no, sir. It is quite separate and was left me by my uncle Ned in Auckland. It is in New Zealand stock, paying 4½ percent. There is two thousand five hundred pounds, but I can only touch the interest.”

      “You interest me extremely,” said Holmes. “And since you draw so large a sum as a hundred a year, with your own money, you no doubt travel a little and enjoy yourself. I believe that a single lady can get on very nicely with less money.”

      “I could do with much less than that, Mr. Holmes, but you understand that as long as I live at home I give the money to the family. Of course, that is only just for the time. Mr. Windibank gets my interest every three months and gives it to mother. I find that I can do pretty well with what I earn at typewriting. It brings me twopence a sheet, and I can often do from fifteen to twenty sheets in a day.”

      “You have made your position very clear to me,” said Holmes. “This is my friend, Dr. Watson, you may trust him. Kindly tell us now all about your connection with Mr. Hosmer Angel.”

      A Miss Sutherland's face flushed, and she touched her jacket nervously. “I met him first at the gasfitters' ball,” she said. “They used to send father tickets when he was alive, and then afterwards they remembered us, and sent them to mother. Mr. Windibank did not wish us to go. He never did wish us to go anywhere. He would