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Think Like a White Man
By following the White Man Commandments – namely, that winning justifies anything and everything – you too can achieve success beyond your capabilities.
With lessons on the value of shock and awe, putting compassion on the back-burner and pretending racism doesn’t exist, Think Like a White Man teaches you how to understand, overcome and overthrow the White Man in the whiter-shade-of-pale world of work.
Be a Happier Parent or Laugh Trying
This isn't that parenting book. You know, the kind that makes you feel utterly inadequate and convinced you’ll probably mess up your little humans. As author, speaker, and mom Betsy Kerekes is here to tell you it’s not about being a «better» parent, it’s about being a happier parent. Not when your kids are older, not when your kids are easier, but right now. Today even. And it’s possible, with a little laughter. Here’s a glimpse of what you’ll discover in Be a Happier Parent or Laugh Trying : You CAN be a happier parent What a good parent is (and how to be one even when you don’t feel like it) How to actually have fun with your kids Defusing tantrums doesn’t require a PhD Discipline is not a dirty word When kids tidy up, something amazing happens (besides seeing your carpet again) Wrangling kids at Mass is totally worth it Click here to register for the related webcast ABOUT THE AUTHOR Betsy Kerekes is coauthor of 101 Tips for Marrying the Right Person and 101 Tips for a Happier Marriage. She has contributed articles to Aleteia, MercatorNet, Catholic Lane, Catholic Exchange, Catholic Mom, The Southern Cross , and Creative Minority Report , and has been a frequent guest on Catholic radio nationwide. Kerekes is editor and director of online publications for the Ruth Institute. She home-schools her children and writes about her experiences in motherhood at parentingisfunny.wordpress.com.
Clueless in Galilee
READER ALERT Three things to know about this book before you buy it: 1. If you can’t handle jokes about Jesus being cranky when he was hungry – turn back now. 2. If you think that the disciples were perfect men – prepare to be disillusioned. 3. If you think Jesus only has really smart and gifted people for friends – guess again. Are you up for a crazy ride through Scripture? Do you want to be in on the jokes and the hidden treasures in many of the passages you thought you knew by heart? Do you want to see how, despite the inevitable weaknesses of our human nature, God has a plan for us? If you said yes, then this book is for you. In Clueless in Galilee: A Fresh Take on the Gospels , author Mac Barron assures us that Jesus loves us, even though we’re human. We know this, because the Bible says so. Over and over and over again. With its hilarious, sometimes irreverent, and always humble reflections, this book will make you laugh and help you look at the Bible – and yourself – in a whole new way. “Funny and off-kilter in the best way, Mac Barron will help you look with fresh eyes at people in the Bible you thought you knew and discover that they were all too human.” – Bishop Robert Reed, The CatholicTV Network ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mac Barron grew up in South Georgia, met his wife at church camp, and taught for twelve years before becoming a high school librarian. Along the way he and his wife became Catholic, and they host the award-winning podcast Catholic in a Small Town . Mac lives with his wife, four sons, and his golden retrever in a small town.
Why Is Jesus in the Microwave? Funny Stories from Catholic Classrooms
At a certain parish the tabernacle was a wide rectangle set into the wall. One day the primary children were learning about the Mass. At the end of the lesson, Sister asked, «Does anyone have any questions?»</p><p>With furrowed brow, a child inquired, </p><p><i>"Why does Father put Jesus into the microwave?"</i></p><p>Kids. You never know what they're going to say next!</p><p>As educators in America's Catholic classrooms, The Sisters of Notre Dame are no strangers to hilarious mix-ups, priceless mispronunciations, and innocent mistakes like this one. Now they're sharing their over 125-year treasury of funny stories and anecdotes in <b>Why is Jesus in the Microwave?</b></p><p>These real-life episodes cover everything from<ul><li>prayer – «O my God, I am partly sorry.»<li>to morality – «Maybe I lie a little bit, but nobody's perfect.»<li>to schoolwork – «Dear Joe, if you die, can I have your report card?»<li>to holidays – «And where was Baby Jesus born?» «In a haystack.»<li>And lots more!</ul></p><p>Priest or teacher, parent or grandparent, or anyone needing to lose themselves in funny and wholesome stories will enjoy <b>Why is Jesus in the Microwave?</b> It is a joyful reminder that laughter is a gift from God.</p>
Death by Minivan
Here’s a bit of advice, mom to mom: Throw down the minivan keys, brush the cereal off the table, kick the toys into a corner, sit down with a cup of coffee (or glass of wine), and read Death by Minivan . Author Heather Anderson Renshaw, mother of five, is a lot like you. She knows all about the wild, crazy, and often hilarious experience of motherhood. And she feels sometimes like she’s barely keeping up – and maybe even failing at the whole “mom thing.” Thankfully, as she shares in these pages, motherhood isn’t a trip that’s meant to be taken alone. God’s got this, and the more we let him lead, the more we find the fruits of his Holy Spirit taking root in our hearts and in our families. So buckle up, because you’re on the road to a more joyful, more peaceful, more faithful motherhood. Along the way, Heather offers tips for getting past the inevitable roadblocks, the “GPS” for finding your way (it’s Scripture), and roadside assistance courtesy of the saints. With humor, honesty, and spirit, Heather Renshaw employs personal insights and timeless truths to help us harvest the fruits of the Holy Spirit, our companion and GPS along our path to God. Insightful and fun for individuals and even better for group study, this book should be required «drivers training» for busy moms navigating family life.– Lisa M. Hendey, Founder of CatholicMom.com and author of The Handbook for Catholic Moms
Victorious Secret
Ladies, whether we realize it or not, we are facing a battle every day. We face battles in our homes, in our relationships, and in our cluttered hearts and distracted minds. We want a Pinterest-worthy house, flawless skin, a picture-perfect marriage, envy-inducing Instagram feeds – oh, and total control over everything that will ever happen to us. And since for most of us this is just normal life, we forget that this “normal” is actually a battlefield. One where souls are won – or lost. Instead of arming ourselves with the right weapons, we respond to our frustrations and disappointments by slapping on an Instagram filter or grabbing an expensive latte. We can do better than this. Victorious Secret: Everyday Battles and How to Win Them will show you how to put on your spiritual armor and face the fight every day. The stakes are high, and the enemy is strong, but the good news is: so are we. We are deeply loved by the Lord, and he gives us everything we need to face our everyday battles – if we’re willing to receive what he has to offer. Are you ready to finish off that latte and fight? Click here to register for the related webcast ABOUT THE AUTHOR Laura Mary Phelps is a contributing writer at Walking with a Purpose and Catholicmom.com. She also serves as a bible ministry coordinator.
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