Louise Rennison
Список книг автора Louise Rennison‘Dancing in my nuddy-pants!’
Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby fourth book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!Phoned Jas. “Jas?” “Oui.” “Do you ever get the urge?” “Pardon?” “You know, to flow free and wild.” She was thinking. “Well, sometimes, when Tom and I are alone in the house together…” “Yes…” “We flick each other with flannels.” “Jas, you keep talking on the telephone and I will send out for help.” “It’s good fun… what you do is…” “Jas, Jas, guess what I am doing now?” “Are you dancing?” “Yes, I am, my strange little pal. But what am I dancing in?” “A bowl?” “Jas, don’t be silly. Concentrate. Try to get the image of me flowing wild and free.” “Are you dancing in… your PE knickers?” “Non… I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!” And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets.
‘Dancing in my nuddy-pants!’
Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby fourth book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!Phoned Jas.“Jas?”“Oui.”“Do you ever get the urge?”“Pardon?”“You know, to flow free and wild.”She was thinking.“Well, sometimes, when Tom and I are alone in the house together…”“Yes…”“We flick each other with flannels.”“Jas, you keep talking on the telephone and I will send out for help.”“It’s good fun… what you do is…”“Jas, Jas, guess what I am doing now?”“Are you dancing?”“Yes, I am, my strange little pal. But what am I dancing in?”“A bowl?”“Jas, don’t be silly. Concentrate. Try to get the image of me flowing wild and free.”“Are you dancing in… your PE knickers?”“Non… I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!”And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets.
‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.’
Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!Jas said, «Well, what happened?»And I said, «Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.»"So it was like…"«Yeah… a snogging fest.»"Sacré bleu!"Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.I said, «But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.»"Oo-er…"«D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.»"Was he dancing?"«No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…»Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).
‘Luuurve is a many trousered thing…’
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson’s 8th book of confessions is here!The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!You’ll laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s hilarious confessions.
‘…startled by his furry shorts!’
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out in EB!Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why?• One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip.• Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me…• But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack!• I would rather snog my cat, Angus!• He has certainly got nicer legs… Well, more of them anyway.Georgia is on the ‘rack of luuurve’ once more… Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh? And has Robbie the Sex God really gone for good?You’ll laugh with her and cry with her – follow Georgia’s hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through teenage life.
Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging
Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud.There are six things very wrong with my life:1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.2. It is on my nose.3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberführer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'.5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter – afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew – she’s really got her work cut out!
‘Stop in the name of pants!’
Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison’s ninth book of confessions from crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty’s life is never simple…More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.
Are these my basoomas I see before me?
Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets.It’s the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary!Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve?Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store?Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)!And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh?Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only?So many boys, so little time…
‘… then he ate my boy entrancers.’
Hilariously funny Louise Rennison’s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!“Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally.”“I’m not hairy.”“Have it your own way, just don’t go near any circuses.”“Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan.”“OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land… you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise!”“We’re not called Thelma and Louise.”“I know that, I’m just saying we will be LIKE THEM!”“And we’re not American. And neither of us can drive.”“Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in.”Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be…?
Withering Tights
The misadventures of Tallulah Casey…Hilarious series from Queen of Teen – laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed!Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type.On the whole, it’s not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting… but once her mates turn up and they start their ‘FAME! I’m gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I’m gonna fill my tiiiiights’ summer course things are bound to perk up.Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?)Six weeks of parent-free freedom. BOY freedom. Freedom of expression… cos it’s the THEATRE dahling, theatre!!