Adam Wallace
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Pete McGee and the Master of Darkness
A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight.<br />His mother, back from the dead, is safe at last… or is she?<br />Two villains so evil they make every other villain look as evil as a cute baby chicken.<br />There's a wedding.<br />There's a FOREST OF DEATH.<br />There's friendship, teamwork, and life-changing choices…<br />There's even a giraffe (and squirrels).<br />This book seriously does have everything.<br />Except an elephant. Oh no! I forgot to put in the bit about the elephant!<br />NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<br />Sorry.<br />I hope you like it anyway.
Random
The author of 'Better Out Than In' and 'Better Out Than In Number Twos' is back with a collection of random musings and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam's wacky view of topics including 'Top 5 Dance Moves', 'Top 5 Super Powers' and 'Things That Look Cute But Will Scratch Your Eyes Out If You Try To Hug Them'. There's even a recipe for Roast Monkey Butt with Tofu and Apples (No monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though!).<br /> <br />It's random, it's weird and it's definitely hilarious! As Adam says, "Look, to be honest, it was just me rambling on about anything that popped into my head, and now there is a whole book of this random stuff! A WHOLE BOOK! THIS BOOK! OMG! Which means Oh My God. It doesn't mean, as I initially thought, Old Men Giggled. And LOL doesn't mean Lots Of Love! I found that out when someone died and I wrote to their wife and said, 'I hear that your husband died. I'm sorry. LOL.' It didn't go down too well."
Better Out Than In
An awesomely gross book by Bestselling children's author, Adam Wallace!<br /> <br />Better Out Than In is full of funny rhyming little tales like "Valerie's Vomit", "Peter's Pimple" and "Nancy's Nose"!<br /> <br />This little gem covers all the profound dinner party conversations at the child's table: gross stories, fart noises, chewed up food and lots, lots more! For kids who love a healthy dose of gross, this book is fully sick.
Better Out Than In - Number Twos
I'm not going to lie to you. This book is so gross, the grossness has been grossonified. Yes, not only does it contain grossness at a level similar to that in Better Out Than In, it goes even further. It's like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was, say, as tall as a baby, then the grossness level in Better Out Than In Number Twos is as tall as the tallest man in the world, standing on the second tallest man in the world's shoulders, and they are both on tippy-toes, and have their hands in the air, and are at the very top of the tallest tree on top of a hill. A tall hill. It's like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was a nine on a grossness scale, where one is the lowest and ten is the highest, then Better Out Than In Number Twos would be approximately 1,000,000,000.340 on that same grossness scale.
Pete McGee: Dawn of the Zombie Knights
A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight.<br />His arch-enemy, determined not to let that happen.<br />An old man with a tragic past and slight drinking problem.<br />Zombie knights, risen from their graves.<br />There are triumphs.<br />There are tragedies.<br />There are funny names.<br />Did I mention there are ZOMBIE KNIGHTS?<br />ZOMBIES? THAT ARE KNIGHTS?<br />This book has everything!<br />Except squirrels. And Lachie Wright.<br />They're not in it.<br />Sorry.<br />I hope you like it anyway.
The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee
A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight.<br />His mother, dying from a mysterious illness, is the only one who believes in him.<br />An evil king hungry for power at any cost.<br />Two servants of the king, in love but torn apart.<br />Evil invisible monsters that kill for fun.<br />A magic flower that will change all of their lives.<br />There's good versus evil.<br />There's magic.<br />There's love, there's adventure and there's lots, lots more.<br />This book has everything!<br />Except giraffes. It doesn't have any giraffes.<br />Sorry.<br />I hope you like it anyway.
The Share-A-Not
Containing beautiful illustrations by Heath McKenzie this book in a fun way teaches children about the joys of 'sharing'. The Share-a-Not is greedy, stealing all the rocks he can get his hands on – from everyone! Finally he steals from a young four-eyed lad, whose father decides enough is enough, and he works out a plan to show the Share-a-Not he's got it all wrong…BUT WILL THE PLAN WORK?
