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ты сегодня совсем не в духе, бородатый упырь, – сказал господин К. другу, снова наполняя тому бокал.

      – Отвали, синяя рожа. Печаль наполняет мою душу, – ответил господин М.

      – Ах, – воскликнула дамочка, – ну что это за разговоры? Довольно противно вас слушать.

      – Так валила бы, – с раздражением в голосе крикнул господин М., запуская пустым бокалом в голову господину К.

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