Two Faced. Garry Bushell

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Название Two Faced
Автор произведения Garry Bushell
Жанр Биографии и Мемуары
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Издательство Биографии и Мемуары
Год выпуска 0
isbn 9781782191520



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       DEDICATION

      With much love the author dedicates Two Faced to Tania, without whose support and encouragement it would never have seen the light of day. He also tips his titfer at the Bushwhacker for inspiration, and to Joseph Mellor, RIP, who should take the blame for his entire career. Special thanks go to Michael Fournaris and André Schlesinger.

      Life would be less pleasant without the love and friendship of: Julie, Danny, Robert, Jenna, Ciara, Terry, Lauren & TC, Ethan, Mick and Helen, Tommy and Claire, Paul and Sue, Lol Pryor, Colin and Kathryn, Dave and Lynda, Vic and Mandy, Kara and Jez, Pat Mancini, Garry and Julie Johnson, Sally Hand, Gerard Nicoletti, Wilf Pine, Spider Mike, Colin Butts, Ally Ross, Jill Print, Alan Lewis, Karin Secker, Conrad Chant, Margaret French, Joanna Burns, Kathy Gray, Colin Williams, Roel Middlebos, Skully, Jeff Turner, Jane Rumbold, Sandy Lane, Si Spanner, Dougie The Gold, Batty, Pete Way, Nellie, Scotch John, Jim and Sharon, Garry Hodges, Oxo, Tony Clayman, Andy Swallow, Panny and Gil, Barnet Mark, Watford John, Harry in Belfast, Captain Oi, Colin Blood, Frankie and Jill, Dudders, Steve Green, Clyde and Jayne, John King, Charlton Athletic Football Club, Trisha Harbord, my friend at the People and the Gonads, God bless ’em.

       PREFACE

      The first Harry Tyler novel, The Face, came out in the summer of 2001. It made two tabloid front pages, got me sacked from the Sun and inspired a campaign of support in the Guardian.

      I await the response to Two Faced with a mix of gleeful anticipation and sheer terror.

      CONTENTS

      Title Page

      DEDICATION

      PREFACE

      GLOSSARY OF SLANG TERMS

      1 SCRAPYARD CHALLENGE

      2 PHOENIX RISING

      3 JEKYLL AND HYDE

      4 BROTHERS IN ARMS

      5 DEAD ENDS

      6 PAYBACK

      7 LIFE WITHOUT A SAFETY NET

      8 TYLER’S LAW

      9 UNTOUCHABLE

      10 THE THOUSANDTH MAN

      About the Author

      Copyright

       GLOSSARY OF SLANG TERMS

Apples £20 notes (apple cores=scores;
also Georges, from George Daws)
Aris Arse (Aristotle=bottle;
bottle and glass=arse; also April,
April in Paris=aris)
Banged up Imprisoned
Bang to rights Caught red-handed; guilty
Barry A big woman (Barry
McGuigan=big ’un)
Bent Crooked or stolen (used chiefly
of goods)
Bent Gay (see iron)
Bird Time in prison (bird lime=time)
Blade Runner Someone transporting
stolen goods
Blag Rob (originally a pay-roll or
money delivery in public place)
Blagger Robber
Boat Face (boat race=face; also
Chevy Chase)
The boob Prison
Boost To hot-wire a car
Boracic Skint (boracic lint=skint)
Bottle out To lose one’s nerve
Brass Prostitute (also Tom, dripper)
Brown bread Dead
Bullseye £50
Bung A bribe
Bushel Neck (bushel and peck=neck)
Butchers Look (butcher’s hook=look)
Carpet Three months’ imprisonment
Charlie Cocaine (also Gianluca, Gianluca
Vialli=charlie; snow; Chas;
sherbet; Ying; marching powder)
Chavvy A child (Romany)
China Mate (china plate=mate)
Chiv A knife
The Church Customs & Excise (C of E)
Clean Innocent, especially of carrying
illegal goods
Clobber Clothes
Cockle £10 (cock and hen=ten)
Collar felt To be arrested (‘he had his
collar felt’)
The Currant The Sun (currant bun=sun)
Dabs Fingerprints
Daisy A safe-breaking tool
Darby Stomach (Darby Kelly=belly)
Dipper