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my friend. And even treatment has its dangers. Did you know that more people died last year of aspirin poisoning than of cyanide poisoning?”

      Wheatley wiped his forehead. “I—dear me! I never realized—”

      “We have to think about those things,” said the doctor. “Now, the problem here is to find out why you have the pain in your toe. It could be inflammatory. Maybe a tumor. Perhaps it could be, uh, functional . . . or maybe vascular!”

      “Perhaps you could take my blood pressure, or something,” Wheatley offered.

      “Well, of course I could. But that isn’t really my field, you know. It wouldn’t really mean anything, if I did it. But there’s nothing to worry about. We have a fine Hypertensive man at the Diagnostic Clinic.” The doctor checked the appointment book on his desk. “Now, if we could see you there next Monday morning at nine—”

      *

      “Very interesting X rays,” said the young doctor with the red hair. “Very interesting. See this shadow in the duodenal cap? See the prolonged emptying time? And I’ve never seen such beautiful pylorospasm!”

      “This is my toe?” asked Wheatley, edging toward the doctors. It seemed he had been waiting for a very long time.

      “Toe! Oh, no,” said the red-headed doctor. “No, that’s the Orthopedic Radiologist’s job. I’m a Gastro-Intestinal man, myself. Upper. Dr. Schultz here is Lower.” The red-headed doctor turned back to his consultation with Dr. Schultz. Mr. Wheatley rubbed his toe and waited.

      Presently another doctor came by. He looked very grave as he sat down beside Wheatley. “Tell me, Mr. Wheatley, have you had an orthodiagram recently?”

      “No.”

      “An EKG?”

      “No.”

      “Fluoroaortogram?”

      “I—don’t think so.”

      The doctor looked even graver, and walked away, muttering to himself. In a few moments he came back with two more doctors. “—no question in my mind that it’s cardiomegaly,” he was saying, “but Haddonfield should know. He’s the best Left Ventricle man in the city. Excellent paper in the AMA Journal last July: ‘The Inadequacies of Modern Orthodiagramatic Techniques in Demonstrating Minimal Left Ventricular Hypertrophy.’ A brilliant study, simply brilliant! Now this patient—” He glanced toward Wheatley, and his voice dropped to a mumble.

      Presently two of the men nodded, and one walked over to Wheatley, cautiously, as though afraid he might suddenly vanish. “Now, there’s nothing to be worried about, Mr. Wheatley,” he said. “We’re going to have you fixed up in just no time at all. Just a few more studies. Now, if you could see me in Valve Clinic tomorrow afternoon at three—”

      Wheatley nodded. “Nothing serious, I hope?”

      “Serious? Oh, no! Dear me, you mustn’t worry. Everything is going to be all right,” the doctor said.

      “Well—I—that is, my toe is still bothering me some. It’s not nearly as bad, but I wondered if maybe you—”

      Dawn broke on the doctor’s face. “Give you something for it? Well now, we aren’t Therapeutic men, you understand. Always best to let the expert handle the problem in his own field.” He paused, stroking his chin for a moment. “Tell you what we’ll do. Dr. Epstein is one of the finest Therapeutic men in the city. He could take care of you in a jiffy. We’ll see if we can’t arrange an appointment with him after you’ve seen me tomorrow.”

      Mr. Wheatley was late to Mitral Valve Clinic the next day because he had gone to Aortic Valve Clinic by mistake, but finally he found the right waiting room. A few hours later he was being thumped, photographed, and listened to. Substances were popped into his right arm, and withdrawn from his left arm as he marveled at the brilliance of modern medical techniques. Before they were finished he had been seen by both the Mitral men and the Aortic men, as well as the Great Arteries man and the Peripheral Capillary Bed man.

      The Therapeutic man happened to be in Atlantic City at a convention and the Rheumatologist was on vacation, so Wheatley was sent to Functional Clinic instead. “Always have to rule out these things,” the doctors agreed. “Wouldn’t do much good to give you medicine if your trouble isn’t organic, now, would it?” The Psychoneuroticist studied his sex life, while the Psychosociologist examined his social milieu. Then they conferred for a long time.

      Three days later he was waiting in the hallway downstairs again. Heads met in a huddle; words and phrases slipped out from time to time as the discussion grew heated.

      “—no doubt in my mind that it’s a—”

      “But we can’t ignore the endocrine implications, doctor—”

      “You’re perfectly right there, of course. Bittenbender at the University might be able to answer the question. No better Pituitary Osmoreceptorologist in the city—”

      “—a Tubular Function man should look at those kidneys first. He’s fifty-five, you know.”

      “—has anyone studied his filtration fraction?”

      “—might be a peripheral vascular spasticity factor—”

      After a while James Wheatley rose from the bench and slipped out the door, limping slightly as he went.

      *

      The room was small and dusky, with heavy Turkish drapes obscuring the dark hallway beyond. A suggestion of incense hung in the air.

      In due course a gaunt, swarthy man in mustache and turban appeared through the curtains and bowed solemnly. “You come with a problem?” he asked, in a slight accent.

      “As a matter of fact, yes,” James Wheatley said hesitantly. “You see, I’ve been having a pain in my right little toe . . . .”

      Circus

      “Just suppose,” said Morgan, “that I did believe you. Just for argument.” He glanced up at the man across the restaurant table. “Where would we go from here?”

      The man shifted uneasily in his seat. He was silent, staring down at his plate. Not a strange-looking man, Morgan thought. Rather ordinary, in fact. A plain face, nose a little too long, fingers a little too dainty, a suit that doesn’t quite seem to fit, but all in all, a perfectly ordinary looking man.

      Maybe too ordinary, Morgan thought.

      Finally the man looked up. His eyes were dark, with a hunted look in their depths that chilled Morgan a little. “Where do we go? I don’t know. I’ve tried to think it out, and I get nowhere. But you’ve got to believe me, Morgan. I’m lost, I mean it. If I can’t get help, I don’t know where it’s going to end.”

      “I’ll tell you where it’s going to end,” said Morgan. “It’s going to end in a hospital. A mental hospital. They’ll lock you up and they’ll lose the key somewhere.” He poured himself another cup of coffee and sipped it, scalding hot. “And that,” he added, “will be that.”

      *

      The place was dark and almost empty. Overhead, a rotary fan swished patiently. The man across from Morgan ran a hand through his dark hair. “There must be some other way,” he said. “There has to be.”

      “All right, let’s start from the beginning again,” Morgan said. “Maybe we can pin something down a little better. You say your name is Parks—right?”

      The man nodded. “Jefferson Haldeman Parks, if that helps any. Haldeman was my mother’s maiden name.”

      “All right. And you got into town on Friday—right?”

      Parks nodded.

      “Fine.