Sex, Lies & Crazy People. John Hickman

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Название Sex, Lies & Crazy People
Автор произведения John Hickman
Жанр Биографии и Мемуары
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Издательство Биографии и Мемуары
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      SEX, LIES & CRAZY PEOPLE

      A True Story

      John Hickman

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      ISBN: 978-0-9870945-7-5 (soft cover)

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      CONTENTS

       Dedication

      Historical Accuracy

      Acknowledgements

      Chapter 1Fact or Fantasy-1965

      Chapter 2Ace or Joker?

      Chapter 3Dad’s simple plan

      Chapter 4The Agreement

      Chapter 5Beau Nash

      Chapter 6Harewood Hotel

      Chapter 7Dad’s plan B

      Chapter 8Room Thirteen

      Chapter 9Bogged down – S.O.S

      Chapter 10Hitting the fan

      Chapter 11On the prowl

      Chapter 12Wild oats

      Chapter 13Paradise!

      Chapter 14Eliza

      Chapter 15One step forward – two back!

      Chapter 16Less square footage

      Chapter 17The love zone

      Chapter 18In limbo

      Chapter 19Kentucky what?

      Chapter 20Three old crones

      Chapter 21Revenge, a dish best served…

      Chapter 22Kathy

      Chapter 23Uncorked

      Chapter 24Frau Doodlebug

      Chapter 25Wendy

      Chapter 26Cupids arrow

      Chapter 27Better luck next time!

      Chapter 28My Aphrodite

      Chapter 29Vings

      Chapter 30A kitchen skirmish

      Chapter 31Our jail bird

      Chapter 32Warriors true

      Chapter 33Three stars you say…

      Chapter 34Si’l vous plait expliquer! Or please explain

      Chapter 35Pros & Cons

      Chapter 36Jacob’s wisdom

      Chapter 37Menus my arse

      Chapter 38Chef Johnny Boy

      Chapter 39Tag…you’re it

      Chapter 40Modern chef

      Chapter 41Le Chef

      Chapter 42Christmas humbug

      Chapter 43Manyana

      Chapter 44Calling last bets

      Chapter 45Roy Rogers

      Chapter 46Easy money

      Chapter 47same shit, different day

      Chapter 48Pet shop man–Steve

      Chapter 49Charlie

      Chapter 50Handbag, boots, or belt?

      Chapter 51Lofty

      Chapter 52The sting

      Chapter 53Three bears

      Chapter 54Bona fide

      Chapter 55Shenanigans

      Chapter 56Agent provocateurs

      Chapter 57Farwell fair maiden

      Chapter 58Lost love

      Chapter 59Three monkeys

      Chapter 60Bar’s open

      Chapter 61Understanding women

      Chapter 62Two weddings

      Chapter 63Replacing Charlie

      Chapter 64Vhat’s mein ist mein

      Chapter 65Three cheers for Germany

      Chapter 66Kangaroo man

      Chapter 67Racist…?

      Chapter 68Milestones

      Chapter 69Each to their own…

      Chapter 70Our German

      Chapter 71High jinks

      Chapter 72The roster crisis

      Chapter 73Our new arrival

      Chapter 74Chinese food

      Chapter 75Torpedoed

      Chapter 76Knickers!

      Chapter 77Scientologists

      Chapter 78One of them!

      Chapter 79Grasping at straws

      Chapter 80Lisa with an ‘s’ not a ‘z’

      Chapter 81Lois Lane

      Chapter 82The departure

      Chapter 83Barbarians at the gate!

      Chapter 84Blindsided

      Chapter 85Sins of the