Мещанское гнездо. Михаил Бару

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Название Мещанское гнездо
Автор произведения Михаил Бару
Жанр Современная русская литература
Серия Русская литература (Захаров)
Издательство Современная русская литература
Год выпуска 2017
isbn 978-5-8159-1561-9



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и пирог с капустой вспомните. Еще и с яйцами.

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      Жена говорит, что всего три. Если бы я остался, как она, дома, то говорил бы, что и вовсе полтора.

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      Пока ее не прочла жена, умеющая читать даже то, что написано зеркально и вверх ногами у тебя в голове.

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      После слова «достану» надо успеть увернуться…

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      Рябиновка здесь, конечно, ни при чем. Просто приписалась сама собой к соленому огурцу.

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      Да знаю я, что к югу, знаю. Возвращаются они.

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