Юмористические стихи

Различные книги в жанре Юмористические стихи

У Глюкоморья. ЗЕВСограммы

Евгений Запяткин (ЗЕВС)

Современного поэта Евгения Запяткина часто называют русским Омаром Хайямом. На популярных сайтах и в соцсетях он выступает под псевдонимом ЗЕВС – Запяткин Евгений Викторович Саратовский. Его 50-я сатирико-юмористическая книга продолжает серию изданий, в каждом из которых содержится по две тысячи новых четверостиший-ЗЕВСограмм. Миниатюры ЗЕВСа отличаются афористичностью и весёлой тональностью, граничащей с частушечными мотивами. Его четверостишия в целом создают яркую картину мира и многогранный образ современной России. Книга ЗЕВСа – это не только завораживающее чтение, сопоставимое с ловлей кайфа, но и увлекательная игра, в ходе которой необходимо выбрать страницу, колонку и четверостишие по порядку. Этим самым вы отгадаете, какие вас ожидают события и кто вы сам по авторской версии. Что бы ни выпало, воспринимайте всё как добрую шутку, невинный розыгрыш и забавный кураж. Книги Евгения Запяткина выставлялись на Санкт-Петербургском международном книжном салоне, книжном фестивале «Красная площадь», Московской международной книжной выставке-ярмарке на ВДНХ. ЗЕВС – член Московского клуба юмористов «Чёртова дюжина». На сайтах Интернета размещено более 56-ти тысяч ЗЕВСограмм Евгения Запяткина. На его страницах www.stihi.ru свыше 300 тысяч читателей, на www.hohmodrom.ru более 5-ти миллионов 600 тысяч читателей.

Rahva Oma Kaitse 25

Mart Juur, Andrus Kivirähk

Kujundanud Villu Koskaru
Kirjastus Tänapäev


„Rahva Oma Kaitse“ on kogumik Mart Juure ja Andrus Kivirähki poolt kahasse kirjutatud lugusid 1990ndatest, umbest samast ajast kui alustas samanimeline palavalt armastatud ja vihatud raadiosaade. Niiske terekäe ulatavad Päästeameti sotsioloog Uno Kesa, Tartu alkohoolikud, menukirjanik Osvald Mütakas, saatejuht Elukapten, Krõõt ja Pearu ning paljud teised.

Kunagi jalutasime Andrusega öises Haapsalus mööda puiesteed ja puhusime juttu. Pargipingil kügeles keegi neiu, kes oli ametis oksendamisega. Tuttavaid hääli kuuldes tõstis neiu pea, fokusseeris tohutu pingutusega silmad ja ütles pehmel keelel: „Ma tean küll, kes te olete. Te olete… see noh.. Möla-maffia!” Ja oksendas edasi. Mart Juur
Hakatuseks peab ütlema, et sellel raamatul pole mitte midagi pistmist samanimelise raadiosaatega. Siit ei leia pikantseid mälestusi elust raadiomajas ega kuulsamate saadete stenogramme. Lihtsalt on nii, et kui näiteks Paul McCartney ja Ringo Starr otsustaksid avada saiapoe, siis pandaks selle nimeks loomulikult The Beatles, olgugi et saiadel pole ansambliga mingit pistmist. Ja kui meie Mardiga midagi ühiselt teeme, siis meie koondnimetuseks on üsna loogiliselt „Rahva Oma Kaitse”. Mida ma mäletan, on see, et need tekstid sündisid umbes nii, nagu sünnib improvisatsiooniline džäss. Mingid tüübid hakkavad jämmima ega oska ise ka aimata, kuhu nad välja jõuavad.
Andrus Kivirähk

Плохие стихи

Слава Сорокин

Старые стихи времён моего легкомыслия, повального пьянства, ненависти и кучи влюблённостей. Содержит нецензурную брань.

Борики

Виктор Борисович Ракшин

Смешные истории и рассказы которые часто встречаются в нашей обычной жизни.

Total Propaganda

Helen Razer

A cheeky introduction to Marxism and socialism for everyone fed up with their capitalist woes. Millennials have it bad. They face the problems of underemployment, unaffordable housing, and economists who write crap columns telling them it’s their fault for taking an Uber to brunch. Today the future’s so dark we need night vision goggles, not a few liberal guys shining a torch on a sandwich. Maybe today we could use the light of Karl Marx. Marx may not have had much to say about brunch in the twenty-first century, but he sure had some powerful thoughts about where the system of capitalism would land us. Over time, it would produce a series of crises, he said, before pushing the wealth so decisively up that the top-heavy system would come crashing down with a push. Pushy old communist Helen Razer offers an introduction to the thought of Marx for Millennials and anyone else tired of wage stagnation, growing global poverty, and economists writing desperate columns saying everything would work better if only we stopped eating avocado toast.

Junkfood Sexlife

Jessamyn Violet

Junkfood Sexlife is a genre-stretching fun house featuring loosely-connected characters living in Venice Beach in the not-too-distant future, 2029. After a devastating, growth-crushing term with celebrity-turned-President George F*ckwad, the United States people voted to appoint a robot as Commander-in-Chief.
The book switches POV each chapter, rotating four times through the seven characters: A Moroccan drummer full of psychic and sexual mojo (Odessa Messa), a theremin-playing witch with a spell to get almost anything she wants (Stevia Wonder), an ex-military hippie-ish party bus driver (Auggie Breakmirrors), a singer who has befriended a canal creature (Cassandra Panda), a psychotherapist who needs therapy more than his patients (Dr. Philip K. Parker), an almost-famous actor with an almost-unquenchable sexual appetite (Gerard Vice), and the self-loathing host of the podcast «I Slept With Them First» (Matt Bogart).

You Can Keep That to Yourself

Adam Smyer

10,000 copy first printing. In the vein of Dear White People , Smyer's follow-up to his debut novel, You Can Keep That to Yourself captures his laugh-out-loud humor brilliantly. The book is alphabetized and tabbed, in the vein of a parody guidebook.Entries include «Ally,» «Articulate,» «Both Sides,» «Ghetto,» «I'm Not Racist, But…,» «Just as Bad,» «Thug,» «Woke,» among others.Smyer's debut was short-listed for the Ernest J. Gaines Award for Literary Excellence. Akashic's promotion will have a strong social media component.

The Psychic Soviet

Ian F. Svenonius

Svenonius's two previous books–Supernatural Strategies for Making a Rock 'n' Roll Group and Censorship Now!!–are both great, steady, evergreen sellers for Akashic. Supernatural Strategies is in its 4th printing with over 11,000 sales to date.Svenonius will be very involved in the promotion. He is truly an icon in the underground rock world with a devoted cult following. The author also tours nonstop, which will help. In addition to his music touring, we will arrange numerous bookstore appearances. Akashic is very tied into the punk/indie music world and we have had great success in this area, especially with Svenonius. The Psychic Soviet had a limited release by an indie record label, but Akashic's new, expanded edition will have bonus material and proper book distribution that the previous edition didn't have.20 black-and-white illustrations (one at the start of each chapter)

The Devil's Dictionary

Ambrose Bierce

Regarded as one of the most influential American journalists of the late 19th and early 20th century, Ambrose Bierce was the Civil War veteran who was best known for his stories of the American Civil War and for his satirical witticisms. Written over several decades “The Devil’s Dictionary” is the ultimate collection of his lexicon of satirical definitions. Bierce’s earliest known definition was first published in 1867. Over the next several decades he would add numerous definitions to his satirical essays, in his weekly columns “The Town Crier” and “Prattle”, and in his personal letters. These definitions were first collected in book form in 1906 as “The Cynic’s Word Book” and later expanded as “The Devil’s Dictionary” in 1911. Not a real dictionary, but rather a lampoon of the English language, “The Devil’s Dictionary” provides satirical, witty and often politically pointed representations of the words that it seeks to “define”. Regarded by the American Revolution Bicentennial Administration as one of “The 100 Greatest Masterpieces of American Literature”, “The Devil’s Dictionary” is a unique masterpiece of cynical wit. This edition includes a biographical afterword.

Amy Schumer and Philosophy

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Schumer's new book, <i>The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo</i>, has sold over 25,000 copies in hardback.