Timothy Lea
Список книг автора Timothy LeaConfessions of a Driving Instructor
The classic sex comedy of the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.The classic sex comedy of the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.Scream if you want to go faster! Who knew learning to drive to could be this exciting? Certainly not Timothy Lea and his brother-in-law Sid, who’re a little overwhelmed by all the top beauties who suddenly want a play behind the wheel…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions from a Haunted House
More gripping than THE EXORCIST! Funnier than INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.This Timothy Lea confession is not for faint hearts. Shapely American heiress Harper Deneuve must spend seven days and nights within the haunted walls of Grimstack Manor before claiming her inheritance. But somebody is trying to kill her.Could it be Festering, the sinister butler? Or one of the other unwholesome members of the staff: Quint, Grip and Blight? Perhaps the beautiful but deranged Lady Antonia? Or pert little Fanny, the aptly named undermaid? Maybe the mysterious ‘Mad Black’ Jack Deneuve, or easily aroused Fiona Frenzy? As Timmy and Brother-in-law Sid struggle to get to the bottom of everything, the mystery deepens and the incorrigible pair are hurtled towards a stunning and unexpected climax.Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
It always took longer to clean the inside of the windows…Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Timothy Lea is asked to be a window cleaner by his brother-in-law Sid, and he helps to satisfy all of his customers… in whatever way is necessary.Viv preferred a man with experience.Dorothy was a little careless with her underclothes.Mrs Armstrong provided tea and cake beforehand.Brenda consumed marshmallows afterwards.Sandy drew the line at taking her clothes off.Sonia performed for an audience.Overwhelmed by the hospitality of his customers, Tim found it increasingly difficult to keep his mind on the job. Soon he longed for the peace and quiet of a steady relationship with his girl friend Elizabeth.But even the quiet and virginal Elizabeth was full of surprises…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
Sun, sea, sand… oh, and plenty of sex!Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.When you’re a Holiday Host at Melody Bay Holiday Camp you’re expected to provide most of the entertainment in whatever fashion the happy campers demand. And some of the demands are distinctly above and beyond the usual call of duty. Not that Timothy was unwilling to oblige what with Janet, June, Elise and the rest of them shattering their fingernails on the door of his chalet.And then of course there were Nan and Nat, the Camp owner’s nieces, pursuing their own ideas of female liberation through the shuddering chalets…Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions of an Ice Cream Man
The women melted at his feet – one lick at a time!Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Its amazing what Ice Cream men will do just to sell a 99 Flake…Tina is kneeling in front of Clare and leaning forward threateningly and I sense that aggro is just seconds away.In such an explosive situation a man has to stay cool, think fast, and arrive at a split-second decision. I reach for my y-fronts and start to pull them on. If you start by saving yourself that’s always one life on the credit side.‘You ! ! ! ! –’‘Now girls,’ I say. ‘You musn’t –’ I reach for my trousers and turn round to see – blimey!Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions of a Milkman
Fresh, creamy and delicious – the milkman who always asked whether they wanted it delivered in front or round back…Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.‘It’s terrible what you milkmen do to get business,’ she says, squirting another load of foaming suds into the bath. ‘You stop at nothing, do you?’I don’t answer her at once because it had never occurred to me that there was a business angle to what I am doing – or about to do. … There was I, feeling a bit guilty about being on the job when I should be on the job, and all the time I am on the job … with this happy thought bubbling through my mind I step forward briskly.Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions of a Travelling Salesman
You’ll never guess what he’s selling…Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.Being a Travelling Salesman shouldn’t have this many perks – but then most salesmen don’t have this many accidents…It’s girls and laughs galore from the moment Timmy enrols on the HomeClean Salesman’s Training Course… right through to joining brother-in-law Sidney in selling Hirohito’s Revenge – the incredible Japanese multi-purpose cleaner.Door to door selling with a team of hand-picked Japanese lovelies can’t be bad – or can it?Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions from a Nudist Colony
If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a BIG surprise…Another romping tale from Timothy Lea’s CONFESSIONS series, available for the first time in eBook.Available for the first time on eBook, the classic sex comedies from the 70s.Sid Noggett and Timothy Lea are getting back to nature. That means playing Blind Man’s Buff in, well, the buff, and foraging with Dimity Dropwort, a fair farmer’s lass who likes viewing nature from a horizontal position… You’d best avert your eyes!Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
Confessions of a Plumber’s Mate
Your pipes need cleaning? Tim and Sid are the men for you.The classic 70s sex comedies, on eBook for the first time!Available for the first time in eBook, the classic 70s sex comedies.Nice to know your plumbing’s in full working order, isn’t it? Tim and his brother-in-law Sid are certainly up to the job. Their clients include the sophisticated Imogen, the rich Mrs Murdstone, Mrs Richmnd who just needs a little bit of cheering up, Miss Finch, who is more than a little bit kinky, and the lovely Mrs Butler – but will they be happy with the results?Also Available in the Confessions… series:CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKand many more!
The Confessions Collection
The complete Timothy Lea and Rosie Dixon confessions from the CONFESSIONS series, the brilliant sex comedies from the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.Save over £30 on the individual purchase RRPContains:Timothy Lea’s Complete ConfessionsCONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANERCONFESSIONS OF A DRIVING INSTRUCTORCONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMPCONFESSIONS FROM A HOTELCONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMANCONFESSIONS OF A FILM EXTRACONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINKCONFESSIONS FROM A HEALTH FARMCONFESSIONS OF A PRIVATE SOLDIERCONFESSIONS OF A POP STARCONFESSIONS FROM THE SHOP FLOORCONFESSIONS OF A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVERCONFESSIONS OF A PLUMBER’S MATECONFESSIONS OF A PRIVATE DICKCONFESSIONS FROM A LUXURY LINERCONFESSIONS OF A MILKMANCONFESSIONS FROM A NUDIST COLONYCONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MANCONFESSIONS FROM A HAUNTED HOUSEAnd Rosie Dixon’s Complete ConfessionsCONFESSIONS OF A NIGHT NURSECONFESSIONS OF A GYM MISTRESSCONFESSIONS FROM AN ESCORT AGENCYCONFESSIONS OF A LADY COURIERCONFESSIONS FROM A PACKAGE TOURCONFESSIONS OF A PHYSICAL WRACCONFESSIONS OF A BABYSITTERCONFESSIONS OF A PERSONAL SECRETARY