Raising a Smile is so worthwhile,<br>(And took us ages to compile),<br>Lots of cartoons, stories and rhymes<br>(And lots of local grammatical crimes).<br><br>So buy this book, it's parful funny,<br>And you'll help to raise some money<br>For Northern Ireland Children's Hospice,<br>A grand wee place for ill kids, so it is.